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movie magic buckshot to the mouth

Jul 31, 2008 04:30

I'm pissed they are remaking Jailhouse rock. I fell in love with Judy Tyler when I was just a boy, how could they do this?
Who else is that saucy?
I remember wanting to make her smile, 'cause her eyes curled like jelly beans.
I just hope they don't make it a 'rap opera'
Jailhouse rock staring DMX
Jailhouse rock staring Diddy
Jailhouse rock staring fiddy cent
'J' staring Ice Cube. How Shakespearian...

I still need to see Mr. Lonely.
I'm kinda excited for the new John Waters film for some reason.
Kinda (a smidgen) excited for Choke.
I'm looking forward to Religious by Bill Maher.
I'm surprised Oliver Stone is still making movies, and that W. was greenlit in the fucking first place.
For that matter, how the fuck? Saw Five? Seriously? How did we get this point?
I'm excited for Role Model, but only because I love David Wain.
The Road looks promising, I like post Apocalyptic shit sometimes. If it is well done. I'm sure it will be no A Boy and His Dog.
Yes Man looks like Liar Liar backwards. Way to pick 'em Carey.
Oh... and they are remaking Friday the 13th and Hellraiser. The fuck. Fucking Carnie fuck Rob Zombie.

I've been watching Generation Kill, its vulgar, the language, the violence, the subject matter. I do appreciate the fact that it is essentially a show about the complete incompitence of the military and the exploited idiots who serve. I don't think I'll watch any more though. I got the gist of it.

God damn the Black Dahlia sucked. The only thing on the mark was the wardrobe. Oh man... What the fuck happened to De Palma? Seriously what is that dude thinking? And why oh why make a sequel to the Untouchables? Thats just terrible. Gerrard Butler? Excuse me? Mission to Mars should have been his last movie.

I suddenly love the Boondocks show. The only meaningful anime series in a long, long, long fucking time. I just hope no one notices and starts making more anime.

Do we really need a Sin City trilogy? Miller should make The Spirit, Swamp Thing, and then quit while he is ahead. Prequel to 300? Come on sir.

In fact I'd love to see less comic-movies all together. Or at least the right ones made. As long as they don't screw up Watchmen I'm cool, but I ain't holding my breath. I would love to see We3 made into a movie. That shit was the saddest thing I ever read. (Homeward Bound, only the animals are escaped genetic experiments, assassins with body mechs... you heard me)

I would love to see Preacher made into an HBO show... Dare to dream...
God if they make a Johny the Homicidal Maniac movie I'm gunna shit a a twelve pound cinder block and weep.
If they made a Sandman trilogy I'd do the same.

Uhh and holy shit... they are making a Motley Crue movie... starring Chris Walken as Ozzy and Val Kilmar as David Lee Roth.

Yeah. Cinema is shit out of luck. =(
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