I have no particular interest in the Twilight "saga", but it's both fun and fashionable to mock it as it richly deserves. To do that honestly, one really ought to have read the books first, and I have no intention of subjecting myself to them. Fortunately I don't have to, thanks to Dana of Reasoning With Vampires and Mark of Mark Reads Twilight.

( It got me to worrying about my own work, though. )