lol, what.

[lythdan]

So, because I'm still functioning at 0.00001% capacity, and I have a free period this morning, I was messing around on the interwebs instead of doing anything useful, and entering fandom characters names into this thing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phoenix Wright!

1. Phoenix Wrightocracy is government by Phoenix Wright!
2. Phoenix Wright has four noses!
3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Phoenix Wright, and 400 times smaller.
4. The fingerprints of Phoenix Wright are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
5. Americans discard enough Phoenix Wright to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
6. In his entire life, Phoenix Wright will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Phoenix Wright its 'Man of the Year'!
8. If you break Phoenix Wright, you will get seven years of bad luck.
9. Phoenix Wrightolatry is the mindless worship of Phoenix Wright.
10. Phoenix Wright has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

"8. If you break Phoenix Wright, you will get seven years of bad luck."

If you break Phoenix Wright, you will get seven years of bad luck.

Too bad no-one told Kristoph Gavin that, huh?