apparently my work ethic needs some... work

[lyssiebaby]

TALES FROM GHJ -

Co-Worker: Your TV stand is done, I need to tag it. Is this how you spell your name?
Me: ...That says "ALICE"...
Co-Worker: Yes... is right?
Me: ...my name's not Alice... o_O
Co-Worker: ...
Me: ...*scrawls ELYSE on the paper* Okay... yeah... I'm gonna... go

Comments

[green_postit]

I've just officially changed your name in my phone from Lys to Alice.

FYI.

[lyssiebaby]

...FML -_-;;

But LOL <3

[green_postit]

That's brilliant though, jesus. You poor thing, ahaha!!!

But oh man! Lyyyyyyyyyyyyys! I'm at work now and I know you're at work and this is just SO WEIRD to me! I don't want to grow up! You and I are like, the poster children for not growing up AND WE ARE.

FOL.

[lyssiebaby]

To be fair, the person works in service and not in the office with me, but like... I've been here for almost two years at this point and have had multiple conversations with you. REALLY?! XD

I know, its SO WEIRD. Like I'm here ordering supplies for myself and making a new pricing matrix and somewhere you're doing film-y things that are like, official and important and I sit back and go HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?! I mean, for fucks sake, last night I got high, watched american idol and played Zuma for three straight hours >_> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO US?

IAWYC.

[green_postit]

omg, IKR? Last night I saw The Wolfman, came home, got high, watched Inglourious Basterds while writing up some especially filthy Kirk/McCoy porn. Then I come to work th next day and I have a budget *I* need to finalize and contracts *I* need to verify and create and have the entire content of the educational website resting on my shoulders while I'm organizing a film festival in British Columbia.

I AM NOT THIS RESPONSIBLE, PEOPLE! I passed out drunk in a fast food bathroom like, three weeks ago! I just wrote a 2k part of a fanfic while everyone was at a meeting. THIS IS WHO THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HIRES. I LOVE IT.

[lyssiebaby]

LOL omg you are my total hero! A bathroom... I did that in an elevator one time! :D Ahahaha. At least at my work (where for some reason they decided I should be running the website and co-ordinating pricing and marketing for the entire company, wtf?!) I've got all the owner's kids and a few friends whose drunken escapades mirror mine or are even worse. (Most recently, two nameless coworkers stole and crashed a bread truck XD)

My day is like: Do all the work I have to finish. Finish all work in like and hour, smoke break. Proceed to read fanfic in my office until someone pops in with a question or a new shipment comes in, with smoke breaks sprinkled in when I feel like it. Occasionally have meetings with sales people and tell them their service sucks. Read more fic. Dick around on photoshop. End of day :D

...Unless I'm hungover. Then its like: hide in the basement and take a nap. Hide in the warehouse for awhile. Lunch. Attempt to work. Read more fic.

....HOW DID WE EVER CONVINCE PEOPLE THEY SHOULD GIVE US *RESPONSIBILITIES*?

[green_postit]

AHAHAH!!!! LYSSIE!!! Fuck, you are my HERO. I wish I had an office. I *HAD* an office, then they moved everyone around. Now I'm in this HUGE loft area with 11 desks surrounding me. It seriously cuts into the amount of fic I can write and read. CURSES. I used to get in, do all my work in like, 3 hours then seriously porn the hell out of the rest of the day

[lyssiebaby]

OMG I can only IMAGINE what would happen if people saw what I did all day :D They'd DIE ahaha.

OMG that COMPLETELY needs to happen! We will be all proper and lull everyone into a false sense of security and then BAM! with the sexy clothes ripping and mud fighting!

...Omg, as per usual your filthy brain inspires me and I have AH SO MANY THINGS I COULD WRITE FOR YOU AHHH.. okay. Deal. I will start writing you porn, and name the document something like "Marketing Plan for 2012" and be all stealthy XD

Gimme three words and/or a song for prompting, bb <33333

[green_postit]

AHAHAH!I cleverly called mine "E.Keller - January 23rd Film List_Jan2310" LOOK AT US BEING CRAFTY!

Ok. I've been DYING, like, absolutely DYING for some Kirk and McCoy are kinda in a relationship but SUPER not because Kirk is all "MUST FUCK EVERYTHING" and McCoy is like "whatever, I can def do better" and then Kirk sees him get his flirt on and loses his shit spectacularly. This ends with Kirk dragging him back to his room, orders him roommate out and spends the next six hours making McCoy believe in god.

So, BECAUSE I AM SUBTLE LIKE NINJA:

Grip, whiskey sour, danger.

lyric: "i will possess your heart"

Gimmie some, too!

[lyssiebaby]

On it! :D (My boss just dragged me off to help him yell at the guys on the floor... ugh >_> but i'll work on it a bit at a time as I can :D)

Oooh.... Hmmmm what do I want eeee! I dunno! I'll have an answer for you by the end of the day!

[green_postit]

I'll give you 4 business hours, AND NOT A SECOND MORE, MISSY!

*should totally have been a contract negotiator*

[lyssiebaby]

Okay, I'll leave the concept up to you, but if you could include how fucked up in the head Kirk is about himself it would be AWESOME.

Word: attack, pin, shield
Lyric: anything from Jason Mraz's "If It Kills Me"

http://www.metrolyrics.com/if-it-kills-me-lyrics-jason-mraz.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CusGBZh5V_4

I LOVE the Casa Nova session version of this song. I've like, adopted it as a Jim/Bones BFFs become MOAR anthem of sorts <3

[green_postit]

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! omg I want to write something crazy introspective on this. There needs more Kirk analyzing McCoy fics and breaking him down and then fixing him with his magic healing cock of healing.

[lyssiebaby]

THERE DOES NEED TO BE. THERE IS A VOID, KATE. THERE IS A VOID AND *YOU NEED TO FILL IT* ...with cock :D

[green_postit]

Oh, there will be cock. There *WILL* be cock.

[lyssiebaby]

My hero *swoons*