Day Two. Snark, Pyramid, and I Believe in You... I was going to do pirates, but I don't have the energy. Instead, I'm going to start with more pyramid porn. Because, really. Foreplay, people. Spoilers through LYDB2.
1. Not only are you a girl, but you're a cute one....
2. Yes. Yes I am.
3. Very hot. I maybekindawannaholdyourhand.
4. Oh, really?
5. Yes, really. Mmm. You smell nice. - I smell like blood and sweat. - Among other things.
6. Think anyone would notice if we had sex right here? - Maybe.
And then they did do sex. And it was hot and playful and really hot. And then there was that thingie where she got captured and thought he was dead. But it's ok! 'cause he wasn't.
7. Look, I really like you... - ...I'm sensing a but, here. So, let me say, 'frak you', first. - No! Wait...
8. There's something bigger then you and me, here.
9. Oh. - So, you should-- - Yeah. Look. I'd almost forgotten it, but... I did give my word. - You always keep your word?
10. Yeah. And to prove it, here's my dog tag.
11. Cool. Wanna wear my letterman jacket? - I'm already wearing your pyramid jacket.
12. And you look hot in it, too. - Quiet, I'm being serious!
13. You're such a closet romantic, you idiot. - Well, you might hit me if I go for the lips. - Damn right. I've just been traumatized. Moron. - Shrew.
BUT. In the end, it all goes well, for...
14. I told you I'd be back for you, you damned idiot.
15. Uh-huh. Took your time, too.
16. Shut up and hug me.
17. ...Never let you go again.
18. Sentimental jackass. - Do I get sex now? - Shut up.
Tomorrow: Pirates, suicide pacts, and love at first sight.