As told in screencaps and snark...(all caps by people other than me. Ariane, who seems to no longer be round, and
latteaddictSo, in the beginning, there was pyramid--ok, actually, in the beginning, they pointed guns at each other. And she mocked him. And he glared.
And then there was pyramid.
Wanna play, little boy?
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You betcher ass.
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Can't catch me!
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Maybe....
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And maybe I can.
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Huh. You're a girl....
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No shit, Sherlock.
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A really hot girl...
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Yeah? Think so? Oh, yeah...
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Go, me! So gettin' some.
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Truer words were never spoken. But all was not bliss in the morning's light...
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Because, you see.... He'd tried some morning groping...
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It's right there! How can I not kiss it?
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Look, just... I haven't brushed my teeth, ok?
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GODS DAMNIT. Why do men have to be so clingy?
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Gotcha! Oh. You are goin' DOWN.
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Yeah, but you're comin' with me.
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Oof. Bastard.
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Yeah, but I'm cute. And look at me smile!
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Uh-huh. C'mere.
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I said down, boy.
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Gonna kiss you 'till you see stars. 'K!
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And then stuff happened. And she didn't want to leave. Because she was angry and enraged and wanted to smash the farms. I still need to write that AU.
I'm comin' back for you, damnit!
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*angsts* I'll just go be a terrorist now. *angsts a bit more and looks hot whilst doing so*
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But look! She did indeed come back for him. As evidenced by KISSING. (the only well-lit Kara/Anders in-screen shots we have.)
I mock you. I mock you back. Awwwwww.
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Playing hard to get? Maaaaaaybe.
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Ooof. Mmm. Not hard to get. Nope.
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Lots
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and LOTS
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and lots
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and lots
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and lots
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AND LOTS of kissing.
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Now. Do you see how pretty that is? We, obviously, deserve more of it, in well-lit surroundings. Yes.
Tomorrow, the pirates will come out to play, along with the Old Married Couple and the Angst Du Jour.