Incoherent: GLEE.
I'm not sure I have words for how much I enjoyed this movie. How much I loved the fact that the characters were so awesome, and the women--!! Elizabeth is the Pirate King. WTF. That is so awesome beyond words (Jack, you old dog!)
I've seen people saying they didn't understand half of what was going on, and... um... Maybe I'm just used to pulling the plot apart as I watched, but I didn't have any trouble juggling the multiple plot-threads.
Though, this is NOT a movie for children. It starts with people being hanged. Jesus, that was a depressing sight. But the singing made it better. Ye gods, I loved it.
Jack in whitespaceland, with Moondiscs to help him escape was also awesome as fuck.
Calypso. Loved Tia Dalma, and loved her personality. And I loved the way it remained constant to her character, in the end. She was going to destroy them, but then Davy Jones was taken and Will made the pledge for his life--And I think she abides by her own rules, in some ways, Lord Pecker and his ship were payment for the debt of being chained.
Elizabeth in the beginning. With the weapons. And the large amount of them. And then having to kick ass without pants. Poor girl. But so so awesome.
UP IS DOWN is also WONDERFUL.
And Elizabeth/Will/Jack OT3. Someone has to be the man in that relationship, and it sure as hell ain't Will or Jack.