"He doesn't hog the covers and he poops in a box."
Madrid was magical. Just the way I remembered it. The week went by entirely too fast, while sipping frappuchinos and eating desayunos andaluces. ♥ Also, La Oreja de van Gogh. La Oreja de van Gogh! Like I said, magical.
So anyway. It took over a week, but I finally found time to concoct something resembling a recap of last week's Criminal Minds. Not that there's much to say, really, apart from, "Paget's comedy timing still PWNS!" And that JJ is still the hottest thing.
So, Emily is in therapy which is mandatory for her after the whole 'I was dead' thing. But we can tell she's not taking it too seriously.
Oh, she's bullshitting her way through the entire thing, as we'll see later on. I do like the fact that they've taken Paget's habit of picking her nails and made it such a prominent feature in Emily as well.
Next, Emily shows her educated side again when she casually drops the term 'emetic'. Fangirls sigh dreamily.
Before the team heads to their next destination, Hotch decides to discuss the therapy report with Emily. Like we all guessed, Emily has lied through her teeth.
Hotch: Patient shows no hesitation tackling difficult goals as a part of reintegrating into her life. She has reached out to her mother...
Emily: I'm going to!
Hotch: And has started a romantic relationship with a man named Sergio.
Blololol! Emily, you're awesome.
As Hotch talks about Emily over-compensating with everyone, I find it interesting that he doesn't say anything about JJ. Then again, they were in contact the entire time and probably just jumped right back into how things were before. As in being SUPRSIKRITGRRRLFRIENDS.
Hotch: Sergio?
Emily: He is the perfect man: he doesn't hog the covers and he poops in a box.
Good Lord, Paget. You kill me!
Soon after that, I sort of lost track of everything, because the following scene happened:
Hnnnnnnh! The two things that I can, somehow, comprehend during this is, a) A.J. is so ridiculously hot. And b) PAGET'S BOOBS. It's like they're there just to mess with my head and to make me lose track of the conversation. "It happened to me a sec-," BOOOOOOOOBS. "I took self-defense-," BOOOOBIEEES.
Steve Damstra, you lucky bastard.
But oh, look! It's Barbara!
But where did you leave Helena? Apparently, she works at a Post Office these days.
So next, we're tak-,
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.
Pardon me.
Right, the ex-Barbara takes a man hostage, blaming him for raping her back in the day. It's actually pretty cool how the episode goes back and forth, whether the man is, indeed, guilty or not.
Emily tricks another guy into accidentally revealing himself as a rapist. The look of superiority on her face? HOT.
Lovely.
Next, it's JJ's turn to be awesome.
JJ: [going through unsub's things] This guy doesn't even have any Rage Against the Machine. [Morgan and Reid looking up] Uh, I rock.
Yes, she does indeed! And don't pretend you weren't looking at anything but her chest in that second screencap.
But look at the butchiness of JJ. Just look at it!
Jesus, the belt. And the thumb-in-pocket stance. I'm so happy.
Finally, a touch of gun action by Emily.
I've missed proper kevlar action. ♥
The episode ends with Emily breaking down (perfect acting by Paget in the scene where Regina realises Emily knows exactly what she's talking about), which should've been femslashier. But objectively speaking, I think it would've made more sense for Emily to go to Rossi, rather than Hotch. But maybe that's just me.
Next time: Dean Cane gone bad.
To conclude this entry, some La Oreja de van Gogh goodness, because they are my crack at the moment. Also, spot a possible lesbianish undertone in the video~
Leire, marry me plz!
So anyway. It took over a week, but I finally found time to concoct something resembling a recap of last week's Criminal Minds. Not that there's much to say, really, apart from, "Paget's comedy timing still PWNS!" And that JJ is still the hottest thing.
So, Emily is in therapy which is mandatory for her after the whole 'I was dead' thing. But we can tell she's not taking it too seriously.
Oh, she's bullshitting her way through the entire thing, as we'll see later on. I do like the fact that they've taken Paget's habit of picking her nails and made it such a prominent feature in Emily as well.
Next, Emily shows her educated side again when she casually drops the term 'emetic'. Fangirls sigh dreamily.
Before the team heads to their next destination, Hotch decides to discuss the therapy report with Emily. Like we all guessed, Emily has lied through her teeth.
Hotch: Patient shows no hesitation tackling difficult goals as a part of reintegrating into her life. She has reached out to her mother...
Emily: I'm going to!
Hotch: And has started a romantic relationship with a man named Sergio.
Blololol! Emily, you're awesome.
As Hotch talks about Emily over-compensating with everyone, I find it interesting that he doesn't say anything about JJ. Then again, they were in contact the entire time and probably just jumped right back into how things were before. As in being SUPRSIKRITGRRRLFRIENDS.
Hotch: Sergio?
Emily: He is the perfect man: he doesn't hog the covers and he poops in a box.
Good Lord, Paget. You kill me!
Soon after that, I sort of lost track of everything, because the following scene happened:
Hnnnnnnh! The two things that I can, somehow, comprehend during this is, a) A.J. is so ridiculously hot. And b) PAGET'S BOOBS. It's like they're there just to mess with my head and to make me lose track of the conversation. "It happened to me a sec-," BOOOOOOOOBS. "I took self-defense-," BOOOOBIEEES.
Steve Damstra, you lucky bastard.
But oh, look! It's Barbara!
But where did you leave Helena? Apparently, she works at a Post Office these days.
So next, we're tak-,
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.
Pardon me.
Right, the ex-Barbara takes a man hostage, blaming him for raping her back in the day. It's actually pretty cool how the episode goes back and forth, whether the man is, indeed, guilty or not.
Emily tricks another guy into accidentally revealing himself as a rapist. The look of superiority on her face? HOT.
Lovely.
Next, it's JJ's turn to be awesome.
JJ: [going through unsub's things] This guy doesn't even have any Rage Against the Machine. [Morgan and Reid looking up] Uh, I rock.
Yes, she does indeed! And don't pretend you weren't looking at anything but her chest in that second screencap.
But look at the butchiness of JJ. Just look at it!
Jesus, the belt. And the thumb-in-pocket stance. I'm so happy.
Finally, a touch of gun action by Emily.
I've missed proper kevlar action. ♥
The episode ends with Emily breaking down (perfect acting by Paget in the scene where Regina realises Emily knows exactly what she's talking about), which should've been femslashier. But objectively speaking, I think it would've made more sense for Emily to go to Rossi, rather than Hotch. But maybe that's just me.
Next time: Dean Cane gone bad.
To conclude this entry, some La Oreja de van Gogh goodness, because they are my crack at the moment. Also, spot a possible lesbianish undertone in the video~
Click to viewLeire, marry me plz!