Rockland County is the New Pokemon...Place
Meh4354: new city got dispatched to clarkstown north for abdominal pains, i wanna tell the radio 'shes probly pregnant'
XxJadedxAngelsxX: o_o that haverstraw was always a bad seed
Meh4354: i like to think of the different towns as real people
Meh4354: (ramapo is the token black guy)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and haverstraw is the latino!
Meh4354: yup
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and new city is the rich jew
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but what's congers?
Meh4354: congers is the narrator
Meh4354: hes the main character that we can all relate to
Meh4354: (valley cottage is his plucky sidekick)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i approve
Meh4354: nyack is the ambiguously gay friend
XxJadedxAngelsxX: yeah it is
XxJadedxAngelsxX: what else
XxJadedxAngelsxX: spring valley?
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and bardonia are like, the random characters that show up on occasion in various episodes
bardonia has some sort of useful skill but you only need him occasionally
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i.e. diners
Meh4354: hes like the pokemon that you teach 'flash' to
XxJadedxAngelsxX: hah
Meh4354: congers is your starter pokemon
XxJadedxAngelsxX: aw man and nyack is fire island!!
XxJadedxAngelsxX: hook mountain is where zapados and all those other rare birds are at
XxJadedxAngelsxX: oh we forgot pearl river
Meh4354: aw man pearl rivers gotta be the one allthe way to the right
Meh4354: with the ghost tower
Meh4354: aka pearl river hilton
XxJadedxAngelsxX: nice
XxJadedxAngelsxX: 9W has to be the bike trail
Meh4354L aw you should make that rockland lake
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ok
XxJadedxAngelsxX: rite aid is the pokecenter
Meh4354: woot
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i guess A&P would be the pokemart of congers
Meh4354: i think thats in valley cottage too
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...damn conger's has nothing
Meh4354: oh wait thats perfect the starting town does have nothing
XxJadedxAngelsxX: we have a post office
XxJadedxAngelsxX: thats true
Meh4354: valley cottage will be the next town you get to that you can actually buy things
XxJadedxAngelsxX: yeah
Meh4354: congers just has the one place where you start and can get health back (dunkin donuts)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: XD
Meh4354: and piermont is nyacks 'good friend' that comes to thanksgiving every year
XxJadedxAngelsxX: piermont is where you go for fishing/the cruise
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and at one point there's a snorlax blocking your way
Meh4354: its where you learn cut, then you can get onto the thruway
XxJadedxAngelsxX: o_o! that's awsome
Meh4354: also thers a snorlax blocking the entrance to the palisades
XxJadedxAngelsxX: o_o that haverstraw was always a bad seed
Meh4354: i like to think of the different towns as real people
Meh4354: (ramapo is the token black guy)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and haverstraw is the latino!
Meh4354: yup
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and new city is the rich jew
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but what's congers?
Meh4354: congers is the narrator
Meh4354: hes the main character that we can all relate to
Meh4354: (valley cottage is his plucky sidekick)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i approve
Meh4354: nyack is the ambiguously gay friend
XxJadedxAngelsxX: yeah it is
XxJadedxAngelsxX: what else
XxJadedxAngelsxX: spring valley?
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and bardonia are like, the random characters that show up on occasion in various episodes
bardonia has some sort of useful skill but you only need him occasionally
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i.e. diners
Meh4354: hes like the pokemon that you teach 'flash' to
XxJadedxAngelsxX: hah
Meh4354: congers is your starter pokemon
XxJadedxAngelsxX: aw man and nyack is fire island!!
XxJadedxAngelsxX: hook mountain is where zapados and all those other rare birds are at
XxJadedxAngelsxX: oh we forgot pearl river
Meh4354: aw man pearl rivers gotta be the one allthe way to the right
Meh4354: with the ghost tower
Meh4354: aka pearl river hilton
XxJadedxAngelsxX: nice
XxJadedxAngelsxX: 9W has to be the bike trail
Meh4354L aw you should make that rockland lake
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ok
XxJadedxAngelsxX: rite aid is the pokecenter
Meh4354: woot
XxJadedxAngelsxX: i guess A&P would be the pokemart of congers
Meh4354: i think thats in valley cottage too
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...damn conger's has nothing
Meh4354: oh wait thats perfect the starting town does have nothing
XxJadedxAngelsxX: we have a post office
XxJadedxAngelsxX: thats true
Meh4354: valley cottage will be the next town you get to that you can actually buy things
XxJadedxAngelsxX: yeah
Meh4354: congers just has the one place where you start and can get health back (dunkin donuts)
XxJadedxAngelsxX: XD
Meh4354: and piermont is nyacks 'good friend' that comes to thanksgiving every year
XxJadedxAngelsxX: piermont is where you go for fishing/the cruise
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and at one point there's a snorlax blocking your way
Meh4354: its where you learn cut, then you can get onto the thruway
XxJadedxAngelsxX: o_o! that's awsome
Meh4354: also thers a snorlax blocking the entrance to the palisades