In college you know who you are

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I currently have about a hundred college brochures strewn across my floor; I'm sorting them by size because I have no idea how else to do it.

...None of them say Hogwarts, but I'm waiting.

ETA: You guys, Swarthmore has a yearly pterodactyl hunt. This is, by a mile, the most compelling argument I have seen thus far.