at least it's over
Dear World News Media,
The Michael Jackson trial is over. In case you get bored of devoting countless hours to reaction, trial analysis, commentary, interviews with his crazy, crazy fans, and other pointless wastes of our time, here are some other things you might consider focusing on:
--the G8 summit
--the continuing slaughter of thousands in Darfur and the suffering of millions of displaced refugees
--human rights violations in Uzbekistan, China and our good ol' buddies, Saudi Arabia
--continued governmental inaction on global warming
--millions of children sold into sexual slavery
Additionally, the growing US budget deficit, the faltering EU constitution, terrorist attacks in Iran and Pakistan, and suffering and violence in the inner cities are also possible news topics. You know, just in case you're looking for something to talk about now that the trial's over.
Sincerely,
Carrie
The Michael Jackson trial is over. In case you get bored of devoting countless hours to reaction, trial analysis, commentary, interviews with his crazy, crazy fans, and other pointless wastes of our time, here are some other things you might consider focusing on:
--the G8 summit
--the continuing slaughter of thousands in Darfur and the suffering of millions of displaced refugees
--human rights violations in Uzbekistan, China and our good ol' buddies, Saudi Arabia
--continued governmental inaction on global warming
--millions of children sold into sexual slavery
Additionally, the growing US budget deficit, the faltering EU constitution, terrorist attacks in Iran and Pakistan, and suffering and violence in the inner cities are also possible news topics. You know, just in case you're looking for something to talk about now that the trial's over.
Sincerely,
Carrie