Well I don't think I stink

[lyra_sena]

So, HI, from this side of Thanksgiving. We had rageprufrock and yahtzee63 and my co-worker Kit over for a big feast which was absolutely delightful. Then on Saturday, because serialkarma and I are crazy, had another big party and lessee, who all came:

barely_bean, shayheyred, cmshaw, lightgetsin and Azura (did I spell that correctly?), rageprufrock, corinna_5, and hetrez. Gahd, we drank and ate eclair cake and laughed and talked about... what

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[brooklinegirl]

men are ASSHOLES. Clearly, you should embrace lesbianism.

(srsly, I will send you the five bucks I promised if you send that email. ♥ )

[slodwick]

ME TOO.

[lyra_sena]

What I really want is an icon that says My Vagina is a Port of Call.

[slodwick]

My Vagina is a Port of Call: Circled but UNCLAIMED.

*giggles forever*

[mrsronweasley]

Witnessed, but unexplored!

(It's, apparently, a very sad vagina. Except I really think it should be OUT CELEBRATING! \{i}/)

[slodwick]

It's like, one of those sad little ports of call that gets no tourists! Everyone waits at the docks, leis in hand, waiting for the party to start, but THERE ARE NO BOATS. *sniffle*

[mrsronweasley]

*sad sigh* The vaginas get ALL DRESSED UP! They primp! And yet, no explorers. And no one to claim them. SAD.

[slodwick]

Just waiting for SOMEONE, ANYONE to plant their fucking flag.

... so to speak.

[mrsronweasley]

OMG, Lyra's vagina is like the NORTHWEST PASSAGE! \o/

[lyra_sena]

*CRIEZ MORE*

WHERE IS FRANKLIN AND HIS HAND WHEN I NEED HIM???

[mrsronweasley]

Wait! I THINK RAY KOWALSKI'S GOT IT!

Forget the SUBWAY GUY. \o/

[serialkarma]

oh my god, why did I CLICK ON THIS THREAD??

[lyra_sena]

My vagina could not be happier that this thread is in my journal for ALL POSTERITY.

hi, SK, are you scarred for life?

[serialkarma]

YES. Also, people sit behind me at work, I did not need some of those images!

I can only blame myself, I know this. *headdesk*

[brooklinegirl]

more importantly, where is the reaching-out hand reaching FROM?

[lyra_sena]

Yes, please, PLANT THE GODDAM FLAG! My vagina has ruffles and lace and is ALL READY FOR THE CONQUISTADOR.