Fond Farewell To Thee
Because lilac_one is so awesome, she came up with this:
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That's right, people. It's NoseS Arms. [Use often, use wisely] \>/!
We just found out that the office closes early today, which means -- *counts* -- only three more hours before NoseS fades behind the final curtain call. I know we are all going to miss her deeply, and somehow, I feel she knows that as well, for she already gave us a Classic NoseS exchange this morning:
Attention lynnmonster, NoseS has been reading your fic
NoseS: Ya know where your wing is?
CC parrots: Your wing?
NoseS: Yeah, ya WING, you know where it is?
CC: Your wing?
NoseS, getting annoyed: Yes, you know where your WING would be, if you HAD WINGS?
CC, attempting to catch on: Like, to fly?
NoseS, on the verge of losing it: YES! Ya WING, oh my GAWD, all I'm trying to say is that I have a pain where my wing would be!
CC: ...
NoseS: I can't REACH it, oh my GAWD, it itches and you PEOPLE are driving me crazy!!
CC: Your WING?
NoseS: I think it got CLIPPED or something!
Me, interjecting: I hear that happens when people retire.
NoseS: I AM SO DONE WITH YOU SWEETIE OH MY GAWD.
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Oh! There is one post of NoseS that is still locked, because it has pictures of me included, but the text is this:
NoseS gets the final word
[on Administrative Assistant's Day]
me: NoseS was funny today. She was all, "Why don't I get flowers?"
Serial Karma: is she an admin?
me: [NO]. And J said, "Because you don't do administrative work". And NoseS was like, "I don't do ANY work!!"
... "but I still want flowers".
Serial: ahahahahahahahahahahaha
me: then she was talking about how G was about to "shit a brick".
Serial: CLASSY
me: and so J asked, "G is having a heart attack over [situation]?" and NoseS exclaimed, "Having a heart attack is easy, it's the bricks I want to see!!"
me: [And then] she and CC are talking, and all of the sudden I hear:
"WELL [LYRA] WANTED EVERYTHING"
and I am all "...wha?"
"...THE STAPLAH, THE TAPE, ADDING MACHINE OH MY GAWD.."
and CC is all:
"You mean she wanted BASIC SUPPLIES?!"
I am CHOKING BACK HERE
Serial: *dying*
A little tidbit
Me: I made a salmon and asparagus quiche this weekend.
NoseS: I saw a movie one time about asparagus.
Me: ...a whole movie about asparagus?
NoseS: NO, GAWD, it was about PICKING asparagus.
Me: ...
NoseS, five minutes later: Mosquito Coast! That's the name of it! With that guy, wassisface, oh yeah. HARRISON FOYHD.
Random Intermission
CC: Do you cause this much trouble at home?
NoseS: How should I know, I live by mySELF!
And because I am loved, I got not one, not two, but THREE icons!
by oxoniensis
by aukestral
and of course let us not forget the
by lilac_one
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That's right, people. It's NoseS Arms. [Use often, use wisely] \>/!
We just found out that the office closes early today, which means -- *counts* -- only three more hours before NoseS fades behind the final curtain call. I know we are all going to miss her deeply, and somehow, I feel she knows that as well, for she already gave us a Classic NoseS exchange this morning:
Attention lynnmonster, NoseS has been reading your fic
NoseS: Ya know where your wing is?
CC parrots: Your wing?
NoseS: Yeah, ya WING, you know where it is?
CC: Your wing?
NoseS, getting annoyed: Yes, you know where your WING would be, if you HAD WINGS?
CC, attempting to catch on: Like, to fly?
NoseS, on the verge of losing it: YES! Ya WING, oh my GAWD, all I'm trying to say is that I have a pain where my wing would be!
CC: ...
NoseS: I can't REACH it, oh my GAWD, it itches and you PEOPLE are driving me crazy!!
CC: Your WING?
NoseS: I think it got CLIPPED or something!
Me, interjecting: I hear that happens when people retire.
NoseS: I AM SO DONE WITH YOU SWEETIE OH MY GAWD.
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Oh! There is one post of NoseS that is still locked, because it has pictures of me included, but the text is this:
NoseS gets the final word
[on Administrative Assistant's Day]
me: NoseS was funny today. She was all, "Why don't I get flowers?"
Serial Karma: is she an admin?
me: [NO]. And J said, "Because you don't do administrative work". And NoseS was like, "I don't do ANY work!!"
... "but I still want flowers".
Serial: ahahahahahahahahahahaha
me: then she was talking about how G was about to "shit a brick".
Serial: CLASSY
me: and so J asked, "G is having a heart attack over [situation]?" and NoseS exclaimed, "Having a heart attack is easy, it's the bricks I want to see!!"
me: [And then] she and CC are talking, and all of the sudden I hear:
"WELL [LYRA] WANTED EVERYTHING"
and I am all "...wha?"
"...THE STAPLAH, THE TAPE, ADDING MACHINE OH MY GAWD.."
and CC is all:
"You mean she wanted BASIC SUPPLIES?!"
I am CHOKING BACK HERE
Serial: *dying*
A little tidbit
Me: I made a salmon and asparagus quiche this weekend.
NoseS: I saw a movie one time about asparagus.
Me: ...a whole movie about asparagus?
NoseS: NO, GAWD, it was about PICKING asparagus.
Me: ...
NoseS, five minutes later: Mosquito Coast! That's the name of it! With that guy, wassisface, oh yeah. HARRISON FOYHD.
Random Intermission
CC: Do you cause this much trouble at home?
NoseS: How should I know, I live by mySELF!
And because I am loved, I got not one, not two, but THREE icons!
by oxoniensis
by aukestral
and of course let us not forget the
by lilac_one
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