A dramatic reading
In honor of the worst holiday ever created...I offer you this:
“Fairy Tales”
On behalf of every little girl
Looking for her Prince Charming
Let me be the first to say
STOP
There’s a reason why Prince Charming’s in Fairy Tales
Because that’s the
Only place
You’ll find him
Fairy tales, that’s just a bunch of lies
A life that perfect is just laughable
Little blue fairies don’t grant wishes
Fairy Godmothers don’t really turn pumpkins into coaches
Honestly, who ever heard of a
‘Happily Ever After’ anyway?
No one’s ever that happy
There’s no running off into the sunset
On a white horse with the
W
I
N
D
Blowing in your hair away from your face
Prince Charming isn’t real
Happily ever afters don’t exist
And Fairy Tales don't come true
Thank you and have a nice day. :oP
“Fairy Tales”
On behalf of every little girl
Looking for her Prince Charming
Let me be the first to say
STOP
There’s a reason why Prince Charming’s in Fairy Tales
Because that’s the
Only place
You’ll find him
Fairy tales, that’s just a bunch of lies
A life that perfect is just laughable
Little blue fairies don’t grant wishes
Fairy Godmothers don’t really turn pumpkins into coaches
Honestly, who ever heard of a
‘Happily Ever After’ anyway?
No one’s ever that happy
There’s no running off into the sunset
On a white horse with the
W
I
N
D
Blowing in your hair away from your face
Prince Charming isn’t real
Happily ever afters don’t exist
And Fairy Tales don't come true
Thank you and have a nice day. :oP