How to Lose a Prince in 10 Days
1. Get cursed by an evil witch/octopus/step-mother
2. Shack up with seven dwarves
3. Have a fin for legs
4. Make him kiss a corpse
5. Hide in a tower guarded by a raging dragon
6. Pretend the glass slipper doesn't fit
7. Fall asleep for eternity
8. Ask to marry him in front of your father
9. Discover that he's not a prince anyway, but a pauper with a blue genie
10. Marry Shrek instead
2. Shack up with seven dwarves
3. Have a fin for legs
4. Make him kiss a corpse
5. Hide in a tower guarded by a raging dragon
6. Pretend the glass slipper doesn't fit
7. Fall asleep for eternity
8. Ask to marry him in front of your father
9. Discover that he's not a prince anyway, but a pauper with a blue genie
10. Marry Shrek instead