i need you like a bad habit.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave __sexy__mirry__ a kidney (1000 points). In September I stole italian_cuisine's purse (-30 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ___adamo (-5000 points). In May I gave _lauren_isme_ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4735 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
lykeomgzcassie
A spanking..lmfao.