It's Survey TIME!
:Basics:
Real Name: Michael Seamus Lydon
Do you like it: I've gotten some shit for Seamus, but it's a proud name and family tradition
What does it mean: Makes reference to Michael the Archangel, not entirely sure about Seamus it was my great grandfather's name, Lydon denotes my heritage from Galway as well as labeling my family as "black irish" shipwrecked by the spanish armada
Nickname: the micker, mick, allen Parish, Jumanji, Mikey, Mike
Nicknames that have been made up for you or you’ve been called: Allen Parish, Jumanji and Mick all have reference to my wrestling days, Mikey is the name given to me in order to seperate myself from my dad when yelling up the stairs, and the micker has to do with my aim screen name
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birthplace: Boston
Birthdate: March 7, 1985
Currently live in: Cheverus 205 Chestnut Hill Massachusetts
Currently live with: A guy from california named Tanner
Have and brothers, sisters: 2 sisters, Kelly and Elizabeth
Hair color: black/brown depending on the light and at various stages of my life
Eye color: blue
Height: 5-11
Contacts/glasses: glasses, but I never wear them, they're only for protective purposes and make me look horrible
Hobbies: I get online, Play magic/settlers, otherwise I've been to busy lately
Do you play any sports?: 4 years of shitty wrestling
Where are you?: Bapst Library
What time is it: 5:10 PM
Piercing’s: None, I'm not big on needles
Tattoos: None, the addition of ink to needles doesn't help
:School:
High School name: Xaverian Brothers High School
Mascot: Hawk
Grade: Alumni
Colors: Blue and gold
Favorite Subject: History
Least favorite subject: Spanish
Have you ever failed a class?: yes
If so what?: 8th Grade English, Exploring Catholicism I and General Chemistry Lab I
Favorite teacher?: Tough Call, Professor Jacobs, Dr. Pirozzi, Mr. McCready, Professor Lyerly
Least favorite teacher?: Professor Lafond
If you could have any teacher fired who would it be?: Professor Lafond, his crappy syllabi making haunts me even after I left his section of the course, he made the syllabus for all of Intermediate Spanish, the workload for such a class is retarded
If you were a teacher what subject would you teach?: History, I'd make learning fun!
Are you going to college?: Of Course, I just hope I stay that way.
If so, what one?: BC....I'm pretty sure
Whats they’re mascot?: Eagle
What do you plan to major in?: History....I'm pretty sure
What do you want your carrer to be?: proofreader, career has two e's not two r's you retarded quiz maker!
:Favorites:
Color: Green
Type of music: Everything but punk and country basically
Song: Too many to name
Group(s): RHCP, STP and a bunch of others
Boy band: Backstreet Boys, they're soooo dreamy..........
Girl band: Spice Girls
CD: Californication
Video: I couldn't pick just one, maybe if I went by genre I could single a few out, here are some good ones (LOTR, AKIRA, The whole View Askew universe movies, Office Space)
Vacation Spot: Ireland
Place to hang out: YMG Providence
Holiday: Christmas
Season: Winter
Day of the week: Saturday
Sport: football....GO PATS!!!!
Sport to watch: football....GO PATS!!!!
Family member: Hard to say
Store: YMG Providence/TJ collectibles
Hair style (for guys): Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Hair style (for girls): Long I guess, preferably well kempt
Website: www.homestarrunner.com is definitely a good one, Commercialsihate.com, nuklearpower.com, choppingblock.org
Country: America… Ireland in a close second and England in a close third.
Smell: perfume?
Food: Mom's chicken curry
Drink: Lemonade
Car: Hmmm I dunno, mine probably. 1986 Honda Accord
SUV: I don't like SUV's, they're all terribly inefficient.
Place to make out: I'm really not discriminating on the matter.
Name: James, Patrick, Michael, Aiden, Charles, John, Joseph
Least favorite: Lasko
Kind of book: Catcher in the Rye
Planet: How can you have a favorite besides earth? I mean its not like Ive been to another…
Sandwich: Peanut Butter and Fluff, makes me nostalgic for a simpler time
Favorite joke: eh....I'm more of a sketch comedy type of guy
Poem: The Lord of The Rings
"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
Gets me all psyched up for my nerdy endeavors
Color of clothing: anything dark, just because it doesn't show stains as much.
Word: conflagration
\Con`fla*gra"tion\, n. [L. conflagratio: cf. F. conflagration.] A fire extending to many objects, or over a large space; a general burning.
Till one wide conflagration swallows all. --Pope.
Animal: Dog
Pet: none
Radio Station: 104.1, 103.3, 107.3, 100.7
Television station: BC cable maybe?
Electrically powered device: TV?
Quote: ohhhh, Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix!
Quote about love: Not my area of expertise
Swear word: Assclown
Thing to do on a hot day: Be in an air conditioned area.
On a cold day: Sleeping
On a rainy day: Sleeping with the window open
Number: 3
Color of m&m: Blue
Type of tree: Weeping Willows
Disney movie: Shrek
Street name: Gay Avenue....that avenue is totally gay
Soda: something caffeinated?
Magazine: I don't really read magazines....I read the Herald sometimes
Cologne: Nautica: Latitude Longitude
Perfume: Not sure
Coin: Sacajawea dollar or the pound sterling
Football team: Patriots
Gum: Doublemint
Starburst: Definitely Cherry
Jolly Rancher: Banana Strawberry
Weather: Raining moderately on a warm day when I don't have to be anywhere early in the morning.
Vegetable: Potatoes
Shape: Triangle
Actor: Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, they've all got great versatility
Actress: eh, not really sure
Computer game: Warcraft 3 at the moment
Ice-cream flavor: chocolate chip
Board game: Settlers of Catan.
Cereal: I tend to migrate to a new favorite every few months
Island: Ireland
Athlete: Nomar Garciaparra or Tedy Bruschi, they're both really class acts and know how to act respectably in the public eye and they always play hard.
Language: Elven, Gaelic, English
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: Yes
If so who?: Joanna
How long: We dated a year, took a break, and now were together again.
Do you have a crush: Hmm self explanatory?
If so, who: See above
How long have you liked them: Jesus
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Joanna
Who was your first kiss: Joanna
Have you ever been dumped: See above
Have you ever dumped: No
Do you want to get married: Of course
If so, what age: I dunno, whichever seems appropriate.
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?:
:Do you know anyone who…:
Drinks underage (how many): Too many to count. Of course I do.
Smokes (how many): Yeah sure, a bunch
Does drugs (how many): Sure, a bunch
Lost their virginity: Is it just me or did whoever made this part of the exam have a really idealistic view of people.
Worships the devil: Not that I am aware of
Hates slurpees: I'm sure people hate certain flavors, but to hate EVERY type of slurpee? that's pretty darn unlikely.
Is a compulsive masturbator: Yes.
Likes the smell of dog poop: Not that I am aware of
Is crazy (really crazy): no
Hates you: Yes.
Loves you (besides family members): Yes.
Like to watch porno: Yes.
Got caught watching/ or possessing prorno: Sure, but I won't name names
Eats dog food: Nope
:Would you ever…:
Eat bugs on purpose: You'd have to bribe me
Commit a crime: Sure, its not that hard. Speeding?
Change your religion: Perhaps.
Lie to your rents: Probably not about anything important
Jump off a waterfall: Sure, depending on the size :)
Dress up as the opposite sex: You'd have to bribe me
Sing in front of a lot of people: You'd have to bribe me
Have sex in front of people: You'd have to bribe me
Tell a much older person that you like them: Sure, if I did.
Eat dog/cat food: You'd have to bribe me
Swim in shark infested waters: Probably not. Unless they were like an inch long.
Go to school naked: You'd have to bribe me....and I mean REALLY bribe me, so I could pay my bail, then buy an island with a mansion on it in the carribean and never see anybody from the naked school experience again.
:Have you ever…:
Lied to your rents about something really important: Nope.
Have your life threatened: Sure, but nobody ever really follows through on that.
Stumble across top secret documents: I have access to sensitive BC alumni information, like how much people donate and stuff, but that's about it.
Stay up until the morning chatting online: Yes
Read a Shakespeare play: Yes, it sucked.
Performed in a Shakespeare play: Yes, I was Claudius in my sixth grade production of Hamlet....it too suckedeth much ass.
Written a play: Nope.
Written a book: Nope.
Stole someone else’s book and said you wrote it: Nope, wtf?
Written a poem: Sure.
Stole a poem and said you wrote it: No
Talked in your sleep: Yeah
What did you say: two seperate occasions: Something about Hawaii apparently, and also that I didn't care about the person I was speaking about being really sick.
Sung at a karaoke bar: Not at a bar, but at a party with a DJ and a karaoke setup.
Looked something up online you were told not to or know your not supposed to look up: Sure.
Been run over. . .by a bike: I once fell head over heels on my own bike and my bike landed on me.
Been run over. . .by a car: No…
Been run over. . .by a remote controlled car: probably at some point
Wanted someone you couldn’t have: No
Shoplifted: yes. I was like 6 and it was an accident.
Admit to something that you know would hurt you: WTF?
Taken incriminating pictures: Yes.
Been in incriminating pictures: No.
Blackmailed someone: Probably at some point.
:Who’s…:
Number one on your hit list: I had an enemies list maintained by John Mahaney at one point, but then everybody got all anal about it post columbine so we destroyed it to avoid any hassle about the matter.
Number one on your bang list: I don't maintain a bang list.
On your buddy list: Not really sure
The person you talk to the most online: Joanna, Rich
On the phone: Joanna
The person you talk to least online: Rob Zeitz
The least on the phone: Chris Germano
The person that you talk to at least every other day on the phone: Joanna Jeff Anand
The last person you talked to on the phone: Joanna
On-line: Don't know, don't have a messenger on this computer
In person: random other students
Never home: Me
Always home: The refrigerator?
Need and isn’t there: Mom, my room is getting messy and the food is getting repetitive.
:Which one?:
Plastic or paper bag: Double bagging, I used to be a bagger, I should know.
Carpeted or wood floor: Wood
Paint or wallpaper: Indifferent, Lead paint has killed hundreds, but wallpaper killed Napoleon.
E-mail or snail mail: Snail mail is more exciting. Don’t you feel special opening up an envelope? So it really depends on how fast I need it to reach the person by.
Sunrise or sunset: Set, sunrise is just too damn early.
Lake or ocean: Depends
Walk or run: Am I in a hurry? normally I just walk quickly.
Water-skiing or regular skiing: Never been water skiing, but regular skiing is fun.
Golf or mini-golf: golf
Gold or silver: Gold, it's just worth more.
Phone or computer: Both at different times.
Black and white, or colored: Colored.
Stripes or plaid: stripes
Knock or doorbell: doorbell if available.
Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla with chocolate sauce.
Laugh or cry: LAUGH
Whisper or scream: Depends on the situation
Happy or sad: Happy.
And now what time is it?: 5:57 PM
So how long did this take you?: Well lets see… that’s 47 minutes.
Was this a pain in the butt?: If it was I wouldn't have bothered
Real Name: Michael Seamus Lydon
Do you like it: I've gotten some shit for Seamus, but it's a proud name and family tradition
What does it mean: Makes reference to Michael the Archangel, not entirely sure about Seamus it was my great grandfather's name, Lydon denotes my heritage from Galway as well as labeling my family as "black irish" shipwrecked by the spanish armada
Nickname: the micker, mick, allen Parish, Jumanji, Mikey, Mike
Nicknames that have been made up for you or you’ve been called: Allen Parish, Jumanji and Mick all have reference to my wrestling days, Mikey is the name given to me in order to seperate myself from my dad when yelling up the stairs, and the micker has to do with my aim screen name
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birthplace: Boston
Birthdate: March 7, 1985
Currently live in: Cheverus 205 Chestnut Hill Massachusetts
Currently live with: A guy from california named Tanner
Have and brothers, sisters: 2 sisters, Kelly and Elizabeth
Hair color: black/brown depending on the light and at various stages of my life
Eye color: blue
Height: 5-11
Contacts/glasses: glasses, but I never wear them, they're only for protective purposes and make me look horrible
Hobbies: I get online, Play magic/settlers, otherwise I've been to busy lately
Do you play any sports?: 4 years of shitty wrestling
Where are you?: Bapst Library
What time is it: 5:10 PM
Piercing’s: None, I'm not big on needles
Tattoos: None, the addition of ink to needles doesn't help
:School:
High School name: Xaverian Brothers High School
Mascot: Hawk
Grade: Alumni
Colors: Blue and gold
Favorite Subject: History
Least favorite subject: Spanish
Have you ever failed a class?: yes
If so what?: 8th Grade English, Exploring Catholicism I and General Chemistry Lab I
Favorite teacher?: Tough Call, Professor Jacobs, Dr. Pirozzi, Mr. McCready, Professor Lyerly
Least favorite teacher?: Professor Lafond
If you could have any teacher fired who would it be?: Professor Lafond, his crappy syllabi making haunts me even after I left his section of the course, he made the syllabus for all of Intermediate Spanish, the workload for such a class is retarded
If you were a teacher what subject would you teach?: History, I'd make learning fun!
Are you going to college?: Of Course, I just hope I stay that way.
If so, what one?: BC....I'm pretty sure
Whats they’re mascot?: Eagle
What do you plan to major in?: History....I'm pretty sure
What do you want your carrer to be?: proofreader, career has two e's not two r's you retarded quiz maker!
:Favorites:
Color: Green
Type of music: Everything but punk and country basically
Song: Too many to name
Group(s): RHCP, STP and a bunch of others
Boy band: Backstreet Boys, they're soooo dreamy..........
Girl band: Spice Girls
CD: Californication
Video: I couldn't pick just one, maybe if I went by genre I could single a few out, here are some good ones (LOTR, AKIRA, The whole View Askew universe movies, Office Space)
Vacation Spot: Ireland
Place to hang out: YMG Providence
Holiday: Christmas
Season: Winter
Day of the week: Saturday
Sport: football....GO PATS!!!!
Sport to watch: football....GO PATS!!!!
Family member: Hard to say
Store: YMG Providence/TJ collectibles
Hair style (for guys): Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Hair style (for girls): Long I guess, preferably well kempt
Website: www.homestarrunner.com is definitely a good one, Commercialsihate.com, nuklearpower.com, choppingblock.org
Country: America… Ireland in a close second and England in a close third.
Smell: perfume?
Food: Mom's chicken curry
Drink: Lemonade
Car: Hmmm I dunno, mine probably. 1986 Honda Accord
SUV: I don't like SUV's, they're all terribly inefficient.
Place to make out: I'm really not discriminating on the matter.
Name: James, Patrick, Michael, Aiden, Charles, John, Joseph
Least favorite: Lasko
Kind of book: Catcher in the Rye
Planet: How can you have a favorite besides earth? I mean its not like Ive been to another…
Sandwich: Peanut Butter and Fluff, makes me nostalgic for a simpler time
Favorite joke: eh....I'm more of a sketch comedy type of guy
Poem: The Lord of The Rings
"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
Gets me all psyched up for my nerdy endeavors
Color of clothing: anything dark, just because it doesn't show stains as much.
Word: conflagration
\Con`fla*gra"tion\, n. [L. conflagratio: cf. F. conflagration.] A fire extending to many objects, or over a large space; a general burning.
Till one wide conflagration swallows all. --Pope.
Animal: Dog
Pet: none
Radio Station: 104.1, 103.3, 107.3, 100.7
Television station: BC cable maybe?
Electrically powered device: TV?
Quote: ohhhh, Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix!
Quote about love: Not my area of expertise
Swear word: Assclown
Thing to do on a hot day: Be in an air conditioned area.
On a cold day: Sleeping
On a rainy day: Sleeping with the window open
Number: 3
Color of m&m: Blue
Type of tree: Weeping Willows
Disney movie: Shrek
Street name: Gay Avenue....that avenue is totally gay
Soda: something caffeinated?
Magazine: I don't really read magazines....I read the Herald sometimes
Cologne: Nautica: Latitude Longitude
Perfume: Not sure
Coin: Sacajawea dollar or the pound sterling
Football team: Patriots
Gum: Doublemint
Starburst: Definitely Cherry
Jolly Rancher: Banana Strawberry
Weather: Raining moderately on a warm day when I don't have to be anywhere early in the morning.
Vegetable: Potatoes
Shape: Triangle
Actor: Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, they've all got great versatility
Actress: eh, not really sure
Computer game: Warcraft 3 at the moment
Ice-cream flavor: chocolate chip
Board game: Settlers of Catan.
Cereal: I tend to migrate to a new favorite every few months
Island: Ireland
Athlete: Nomar Garciaparra or Tedy Bruschi, they're both really class acts and know how to act respectably in the public eye and they always play hard.
Language: Elven, Gaelic, English
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: Yes
If so who?: Joanna
How long: We dated a year, took a break, and now were together again.
Do you have a crush: Hmm self explanatory?
If so, who: See above
How long have you liked them: Jesus
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Joanna
Who was your first kiss: Joanna
Have you ever been dumped: See above
Have you ever dumped: No
Do you want to get married: Of course
If so, what age: I dunno, whichever seems appropriate.
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?:
:Do you know anyone who…:
Drinks underage (how many): Too many to count. Of course I do.
Smokes (how many): Yeah sure, a bunch
Does drugs (how many): Sure, a bunch
Lost their virginity: Is it just me or did whoever made this part of the exam have a really idealistic view of people.
Worships the devil: Not that I am aware of
Hates slurpees: I'm sure people hate certain flavors, but to hate EVERY type of slurpee? that's pretty darn unlikely.
Is a compulsive masturbator: Yes.
Likes the smell of dog poop: Not that I am aware of
Is crazy (really crazy): no
Hates you: Yes.
Loves you (besides family members): Yes.
Like to watch porno: Yes.
Got caught watching/ or possessing prorno: Sure, but I won't name names
Eats dog food: Nope
:Would you ever…:
Eat bugs on purpose: You'd have to bribe me
Commit a crime: Sure, its not that hard. Speeding?
Change your religion: Perhaps.
Lie to your rents: Probably not about anything important
Jump off a waterfall: Sure, depending on the size :)
Dress up as the opposite sex: You'd have to bribe me
Sing in front of a lot of people: You'd have to bribe me
Have sex in front of people: You'd have to bribe me
Tell a much older person that you like them: Sure, if I did.
Eat dog/cat food: You'd have to bribe me
Swim in shark infested waters: Probably not. Unless they were like an inch long.
Go to school naked: You'd have to bribe me....and I mean REALLY bribe me, so I could pay my bail, then buy an island with a mansion on it in the carribean and never see anybody from the naked school experience again.
:Have you ever…:
Lied to your rents about something really important: Nope.
Have your life threatened: Sure, but nobody ever really follows through on that.
Stumble across top secret documents: I have access to sensitive BC alumni information, like how much people donate and stuff, but that's about it.
Stay up until the morning chatting online: Yes
Read a Shakespeare play: Yes, it sucked.
Performed in a Shakespeare play: Yes, I was Claudius in my sixth grade production of Hamlet....it too suckedeth much ass.
Written a play: Nope.
Written a book: Nope.
Stole someone else’s book and said you wrote it: Nope, wtf?
Written a poem: Sure.
Stole a poem and said you wrote it: No
Talked in your sleep: Yeah
What did you say: two seperate occasions: Something about Hawaii apparently, and also that I didn't care about the person I was speaking about being really sick.
Sung at a karaoke bar: Not at a bar, but at a party with a DJ and a karaoke setup.
Looked something up online you were told not to or know your not supposed to look up: Sure.
Been run over. . .by a bike: I once fell head over heels on my own bike and my bike landed on me.
Been run over. . .by a car: No…
Been run over. . .by a remote controlled car: probably at some point
Wanted someone you couldn’t have: No
Shoplifted: yes. I was like 6 and it was an accident.
Admit to something that you know would hurt you: WTF?
Taken incriminating pictures: Yes.
Been in incriminating pictures: No.
Blackmailed someone: Probably at some point.
:Who’s…:
Number one on your hit list: I had an enemies list maintained by John Mahaney at one point, but then everybody got all anal about it post columbine so we destroyed it to avoid any hassle about the matter.
Number one on your bang list: I don't maintain a bang list.
On your buddy list: Not really sure
The person you talk to the most online: Joanna, Rich
On the phone: Joanna
The person you talk to least online: Rob Zeitz
The least on the phone: Chris Germano
The person that you talk to at least every other day on the phone: Joanna Jeff Anand
The last person you talked to on the phone: Joanna
On-line: Don't know, don't have a messenger on this computer
In person: random other students
Never home: Me
Always home: The refrigerator?
Need and isn’t there: Mom, my room is getting messy and the food is getting repetitive.
:Which one?:
Plastic or paper bag: Double bagging, I used to be a bagger, I should know.
Carpeted or wood floor: Wood
Paint or wallpaper: Indifferent, Lead paint has killed hundreds, but wallpaper killed Napoleon.
E-mail or snail mail: Snail mail is more exciting. Don’t you feel special opening up an envelope? So it really depends on how fast I need it to reach the person by.
Sunrise or sunset: Set, sunrise is just too damn early.
Lake or ocean: Depends
Walk or run: Am I in a hurry? normally I just walk quickly.
Water-skiing or regular skiing: Never been water skiing, but regular skiing is fun.
Golf or mini-golf: golf
Gold or silver: Gold, it's just worth more.
Phone or computer: Both at different times.
Black and white, or colored: Colored.
Stripes or plaid: stripes
Knock or doorbell: doorbell if available.
Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla with chocolate sauce.
Laugh or cry: LAUGH
Whisper or scream: Depends on the situation
Happy or sad: Happy.
And now what time is it?: 5:57 PM
So how long did this take you?: Well lets see… that’s 47 minutes.
Was this a pain in the butt?: If it was I wouldn't have bothered