So I briefly entertained the idea of putting together a Lady Gaga bubble-dress getup and potentially entering a contest at a local bar that is giving away a crazy sum of $2,500 for the winner. But I decided that it's probably not worth the time and money to spend my Saturday sewing a million balloons to a dress. So if we go out tonight, it'll be in ( Read more... )

Last night I received a text from a wrong number. I discovered it this morning and checked to see if it was someone I knew who'd gotten a new number, or something ( Read more... )

Poll Wedding Etiquette -- Reception Scheduling

So my sister and risti have consented to be in my small bridal party, and ever since then, people have been hounding me to start picking colors and thinking about dresses. I dunno, it's like they think I'm getting married in four and a half months or something ( Read more... )

Poll You say nuclear, I say nucular...

Poll Name Those Cats

Poll Silly Poll VI: Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Weasley Weasley oh it's a Snape!

Just for the sake of consistency: If you voted in the first poll, please vote in the second, and vice versa. Thanks ( Read more... )

Poll A poll about a poll

Here is the cover of January's Texas Monthly, a parody of the January 1973 National Lampoon cover.


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