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Okay, so, a while ago, I got a spambot on my MSN. As you do. I had a very good laugh messing around answering it until it reached the end of it's "run" as it were and went away. Today, it messaged me again. And I decided to answer it as Arthur Pendragon, Crown Prince of Camelot.
Idiot Bot says:
**Sitting Waiting Wishing**
Dragon Slayer says:
Are you? That's nice.
Idiot Bot says:
hey
Dragon Slayer says:
Hello there.
And who are you?
Idiot Bot says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Dragon Slayer says:
Why are you speaking to me if you do not know my gender? Surely you know who I am!
Idiot Bot says:
nice I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Dragon Slayer says:
Hm. I have a strange feeling that you did not really read what I said. And I do not know what message site you found me from. You just appeared out of nowhere.
Almost like magic in fact.
Idiot Bot says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Dragon Slayer says:
I should warn you that were I come from, magic is illegal.
What is "cam"?
Idiot Bot says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam that assures me no one records...
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Dragon Slayer says:
I don't understand what "cam" is, I regret to say. I am new to this strange "technology." My manservant assured me that I would enjoy it but so far, I am finding it over-rated.
Idiot Bot says:
Ok go to *link removed to protect the innocent* and click "CLICK HERE TO SEE ME LIVE!"
Dragon Slayer says:
My manservant warned me that it was not good idea to click strange blue lines of text. Whilst I loathe to listen to his advice, I am compelled to ask what will happen if I do.
Idiot Bot says:
Ok baby the password is "daddy"... put that in so you can see me grab myself for free
Dragon Slayer says:
Grab yourself? Why would I want to see that? What do you mean?
Idiot Bot says:
sweet fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Dragon Slayer says:
Wait, are you attempting to seduce me? I am afraid that as prince, I must refuse all offers of such things.
Idiot Bot says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Dragon Slayer says:
Minor? How dare you! I am Arthur Pendragon, Crown Prince of Camelot and NOTHING about me is MINOR!
Idiot Bot says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Dragon Slayer says:
PANTIES?! What sort of filth is this?!
Did Merlin put you up to this?
Idiot Bot says:
Your such a good boy i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Dragon Slayer says:
I want you to stop ignoring my very reasonable questions!
Idiot Bot says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Dragon Slayer says:
Who are you? Is this one of Merlin's stupid jokes? If it is, you tell him that I'm going to BOIL HIM ALIVE IN OIL.
Idiot Bot says:
u have to enter a cc atm or debit card so they can tell your of age thats the ony way to see me sweety :(
Dragon Slayer says:
I have the oil heating RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.
Idiot Bot says:
k you in yet babe??
Dragon Slayer says:
I do not WANT to see you. I want Merlin. RIGHT NOW.
Idiot Bot says:
k
Dragon Slayer says:
K? K WHAT?
IS THIS SOME SORT OF CODE?
MERLIN, I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR EARS FOR THIS RUBBISH!
... where has everyone gone?
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME! I AM PRINCE ARTHUR OF CAMELOT!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLIN!
I really probably shouldn't but it was seven minutes of entertainment so who cares?
Have had a very busy few days being all social for my Grandmother and Mum's birthdays. This has all gone very well but is exhausting and headache-inducing. On the other hand, my sister is now much loved because she has helped fix my novel!!!!!!! It wasn't exactly stuck but everything I was writing just seemed shite and then I realised that's because it totally was shite and I was doing it wrong. So now I have torn out a bunch of pages and they have actually managed to enter Endgame which is extremely pleasing of them and may mean I actually get the sodding thing FINISHED before summer. (this is my Goal. Before Summer dragons come out on the Dragcave, I will have finished the first draft.)
you are steelblue
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Your dominant hues are cyan and blue. You like people and enjoy making friends. You're conservative and like to make sure things make sense before you step into them, especially in relationships. You are curious but respected for your opinions by people who you sometimes wouldn't even suspect.
Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.
Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
the spacefem.com html color quiz
Hm. Strangely fitting of my mood today, that. Except more positive.
40fandoms - Beautiful (Sarah Jane Adventures), Vision (His Dark Materials) and My Brother's Keeper (Thunderbirds)
Idiot Bot says:
**Sitting Waiting Wishing**
Dragon Slayer says:
Are you? That's nice.
Idiot Bot says:
hey
Dragon Slayer says:
Hello there.
And who are you?
Idiot Bot says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Dragon Slayer says:
Why are you speaking to me if you do not know my gender? Surely you know who I am!
Idiot Bot says:
nice I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Dragon Slayer says:
Hm. I have a strange feeling that you did not really read what I said. And I do not know what message site you found me from. You just appeared out of nowhere.
Almost like magic in fact.
Idiot Bot says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Dragon Slayer says:
I should warn you that were I come from, magic is illegal.
What is "cam"?
Idiot Bot says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam that assures me no one records...
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Dragon Slayer says:
I don't understand what "cam" is, I regret to say. I am new to this strange "technology." My manservant assured me that I would enjoy it but so far, I am finding it over-rated.
Idiot Bot says:
Ok go to *link removed to protect the innocent* and click "CLICK HERE TO SEE ME LIVE!"
Dragon Slayer says:
My manservant warned me that it was not good idea to click strange blue lines of text. Whilst I loathe to listen to his advice, I am compelled to ask what will happen if I do.
Idiot Bot says:
Ok baby the password is "daddy"... put that in so you can see me grab myself for free
Dragon Slayer says:
Grab yourself? Why would I want to see that? What do you mean?
Idiot Bot says:
sweet fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Dragon Slayer says:
Wait, are you attempting to seduce me? I am afraid that as prince, I must refuse all offers of such things.
Idiot Bot says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Dragon Slayer says:
Minor? How dare you! I am Arthur Pendragon, Crown Prince of Camelot and NOTHING about me is MINOR!
Idiot Bot says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Dragon Slayer says:
PANTIES?! What sort of filth is this?!
Did Merlin put you up to this?
Idiot Bot says:
Your such a good boy i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Dragon Slayer says:
I want you to stop ignoring my very reasonable questions!
Idiot Bot says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Dragon Slayer says:
Who are you? Is this one of Merlin's stupid jokes? If it is, you tell him that I'm going to BOIL HIM ALIVE IN OIL.
Idiot Bot says:
u have to enter a cc atm or debit card so they can tell your of age thats the ony way to see me sweety :(
Dragon Slayer says:
I have the oil heating RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.
Idiot Bot says:
k you in yet babe??
Dragon Slayer says:
I do not WANT to see you. I want Merlin. RIGHT NOW.
Idiot Bot says:
k
Dragon Slayer says:
K? K WHAT?
IS THIS SOME SORT OF CODE?
MERLIN, I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR EARS FOR THIS RUBBISH!
... where has everyone gone?
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME! I AM PRINCE ARTHUR OF CAMELOT!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLIN!
I really probably shouldn't but it was seven minutes of entertainment so who cares?
Have had a very busy few days being all social for my Grandmother and Mum's birthdays. This has all gone very well but is exhausting and headache-inducing. On the other hand, my sister is now much loved because she has helped fix my novel!!!!!!! It wasn't exactly stuck but everything I was writing just seemed shite and then I realised that's because it totally was shite and I was doing it wrong. So now I have torn out a bunch of pages and they have actually managed to enter Endgame which is extremely pleasing of them and may mean I actually get the sodding thing FINISHED before summer. (this is my Goal. Before Summer dragons come out on the Dragcave, I will have finished the first draft.)
you are steelblue
#4682B4
Your dominant hues are cyan and blue. You like people and enjoy making friends. You're conservative and like to make sure things make sense before you step into them, especially in relationships. You are curious but respected for your opinions by people who you sometimes wouldn't even suspect.
Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.
Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
the spacefem.com html color quiz
Hm. Strangely fitting of my mood today, that. Except more positive.
40fandoms - Beautiful (Sarah Jane Adventures), Vision (His Dark Materials) and My Brother's Keeper (Thunderbirds)