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- OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKING FAUX-EPIC BOLLOCKS WAS THAT BEGINNING BBC OPENING? *lols like mad*
- They really did sum up an hour very well in fifteen seconds, didn't they? *pointed cough*
- Gallifrey's burning already, we've hardly started!
- YAY, SWISHY MERLIN TYPE CLOAKS! V. IMPRESSIVE.
- When did Gallifrey acquire a visionary?
- DUDE, SERIOUSLY?! YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK TO BORUSA ABOUT THIS PLAN, MATE!
- Oh Earth, it's so nice that you're so popular.
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I like him being all serious and properly awesome. John Simm has stopped scenery chewing.
- OH GOD, ARE THEY STILL EATING PEOPLE?! STOP FUCKING EATING PEOPLE!
- Ah, one of those handy brain explosions then.
- ... OH FUCK OFF, THAT'S FUCKING DEUS EX BOLLOCKS.
- Doctor: The bondage is making me feel sexy.
Master: ... Wilf's still in the room you know.
Doctor: MARRY ME AND TRAVEL FOREVERS?
Master: ... I am actually clearly tempted by this offer ...
- "I wonder what I'd be without you." Much better adjusted?
- Timothy Dalton, you are interrupting the plot. Plz shut up.
- *DIES* Okay, that was actually pretty epic Doctor. I LOVE YOU GUYS. GREEN CACTUS PEOPLE FOR THE WIIIIIN!
- *DIES* Oh poor Doctor.
- I'll have you know Doctor, they're doing EXCELLENTLY. Well, they were until three seconds ago.
- ... Doctor, WHAT? Seriously, that was ... stupid as hell. I mean, I get you want to help out but ... yeah ...
- Oh Time Lords, really? REALLY?! YOU FUCKING DOUCHEWAFFLING PSYCHOTIC SWINES! I hope Nyssa comes through time and RIPS OFF YOUR FACES. I mean seriously, JUST WHAT?!
- Master 1: It's a diamond Sir!
Master 2: Is it shiny?
Master 1: EPICALLY SHINY!
- Oh Wilf, you are just better than everyone in the world. OH WILF! *hugs him* Poor, poor Wilf!
- 906. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW DECADES. ;)
- OMG, FINALLY ADMITTING THIS ARE YOU DOCTOR? *waves at Seven reference there*
- Wilf is entirely correct.
- I love the cactus people. They'd better not die.
- Which means ... THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING WITH ME! OH, IT'S FUCKING ON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
- "Now, we must vote. And be warned that the last person who didn't vote with me GOT FUCKED OVER. VOTE FOR MEEEEE!" And they did.
- This is actually clever, I'm kind of impressed.
- Okay, MOST USELESS GUNNERS IN THE WORLD!
- Oh, Timothy Dalton, you are just a DOUCHEBAG.
- *dies* Master, you should listen to yourself, you know.
- .... Okay, that's just stupid. Awesome but stupid and IMPOSSIBLE.
- Okay, I love the Master. He's gone so fucking AWESOME now. "Hey, no, shhh! That's mine!" He's too epically gorgeous for words. And now he's really sad because Timothy Dalton is fucking up his lovely work!
- That must be a glove of Rassilon. RASSILON OF AWESOME.
- Oh, that's NOT GOOD. THAT'S GOING TO FUCK OVER THE TIDES LIKE CRAZY. Okay, no, seriously, I think the world would break up at this point.
- Master: This ... isn't that rubbish is it? *hope face*
Doctor: No, no, we're fucked.
Master: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh ...
- OH, I LOVE HIM! I LOVE HIM! THAT'S EPIC! ROGER DELGADO WOULD APPROVE!!!!!!!!
- Oh, that can't ... go well.
- "I'm alive!" *resists Red Dwarf joke* OH, IT'S JUST LIKE THE BLOODY RED DWARF JOKE. FAIL, SERIOUSLY.
- I knew it would be Wilf. Poor Wilf.
- Doctor? You're being a bit douche-ridden.
- YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. REGENERATE. SHUT. UP.
- This is sad but ... uncomfortable. And confusing.
- Wait, didn't Spock die like this? And Owen ...
- This is a bit ... bizarre.
- That never happened to any of the other Doctors.
- Okay, I wish he'd just regenerate. This is the END OF THE PLOT, COULD YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?
- MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEY! MARTHA AND MICKEY, MARTHA AND MICKEY, MARTHA AND MICKEY ........................ Oh, they ... they ... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? SHE WAS DATING SOMEONE ELSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. WHY HAVE HER BE ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE AND THEN MARRY HER TO MICKEY?! Mind you, I love her hair, it's gorgeous. Glad to see they're being epic together but why have her engaged to someone else and then marry her off to Mickey? It just doesn't totally make sense, however potentially wonderful their pairing is.
- LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! *glomps him gleefully* YOU ARE THE ONE I TRULY WANTED TO SEE OF THEM ALL.
- ADIPOSE! (okay, you know your feelings about a character are indifferent when you see him, go "Oh." and instead scream "ADIPOSE!" with great joy)
- ... oh Jack. Okay, that was kind of sweet.
- Oh, it's her! Okay, that's ... just bizarre but ... oh!
- JUST. TURN. INTO. MATT. SMITH. JUST. TURN. INTO. MATT. SMITH.
- Um ... his daughter didn't do anything. Actually, Mr Naismith didn't do very much either. It wasn't actually his fault. It was the plot.
- So ... that woman was a deus ex machina of ... what? Seriously, I ... THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
- She looks totally different. Is it the hat? She looks just ... absolutely nothing like herself any more.
- Well, it'll be an INTERESTING one anyway!
- Couldn't he have used this millions of hours of time to go and get better? I mean, seriously. He had hours to visit everyone in the world and not to get some anti-radition drugs? I suppose if it had already been triggered ... but still.
- Still not turning into Matt Smith ...
- OH, THANK G - NO, YOU'RE STILL NOT REGENERATING!
- Oh, are those really going to be his last words? What horrible last words, that's ... awful. Oh Ten.
- ... THAT. MAKES. NO. FUCKING. SENSE. WHAT. SO. EVER.
- MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
I ... I just ... PART OF THAT WAS SO AWESOME AND THEN IT WENT TO SHIT. Seriously. Went. To. Shit. WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK? THE PLOT WENT AWAY, THE PLOT VANISHED AND DIED AND COMMITED SUICIDE! And I would like to hand out the three plot points NEVER RESOLVED.
1) The acceleration of the Ood race - NO EXPLINATION.
2) Lady in White - NO EXPLINATION.
3) Wilf's "destiny" linking with the Doctor - NO EXPLINATION.
Raaaaaaaagh! *headdesks* Maybe Moff will touch on some of them? Maybe? JUST WHY?! (oh, and also, the Secret Books of Saxon bollocks never really made sense. And what Lucy did. What the hell DID she do? Where DID this super-powers come from, have I just forgotten that in the fog of "What?" TOO MUCH THOUGHT!)
Also, brb, lolling forever over the new trailer showing Matt Smith a gun. LOLLING. FOR. EVER.
Anyway, am terribly tired from last night, although it was very good. Got very alarmed because in the midst of all the fireworks, there were deeply disturbing floating lights which were alarming still I guessed they were fire balloons (actually, fire Chinese Lanterns but the premise was correct!) That was nice.
- They really did sum up an hour very well in fifteen seconds, didn't they? *pointed cough*
- Gallifrey's burning already, we've hardly started!
- YAY, SWISHY MERLIN TYPE CLOAKS! V. IMPRESSIVE.
- When did Gallifrey acquire a visionary?
- DUDE, SERIOUSLY?! YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK TO BORUSA ABOUT THIS PLAN, MATE!
- Oh Earth, it's so nice that you're so popular.
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I like him being all serious and properly awesome. John Simm has stopped scenery chewing.
- OH GOD, ARE THEY STILL EATING PEOPLE?! STOP FUCKING EATING PEOPLE!
- Ah, one of those handy brain explosions then.
- ... OH FUCK OFF, THAT'S FUCKING DEUS EX BOLLOCKS.
- Doctor: The bondage is making me feel sexy.
Master: ... Wilf's still in the room you know.
Doctor: MARRY ME AND TRAVEL FOREVERS?
Master: ... I am actually clearly tempted by this offer ...
- "I wonder what I'd be without you." Much better adjusted?
- Timothy Dalton, you are interrupting the plot. Plz shut up.
- *DIES* Okay, that was actually pretty epic Doctor. I LOVE YOU GUYS. GREEN CACTUS PEOPLE FOR THE WIIIIIN!
- *DIES* Oh poor Doctor.
- I'll have you know Doctor, they're doing EXCELLENTLY. Well, they were until three seconds ago.
- ... Doctor, WHAT? Seriously, that was ... stupid as hell. I mean, I get you want to help out but ... yeah ...
- Oh Time Lords, really? REALLY?! YOU FUCKING DOUCHEWAFFLING PSYCHOTIC SWINES! I hope Nyssa comes through time and RIPS OFF YOUR FACES. I mean seriously, JUST WHAT?!
- Master 1: It's a diamond Sir!
Master 2: Is it shiny?
Master 1: EPICALLY SHINY!
- Oh Wilf, you are just better than everyone in the world. OH WILF! *hugs him* Poor, poor Wilf!
- 906. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW DECADES. ;)
- OMG, FINALLY ADMITTING THIS ARE YOU DOCTOR? *waves at Seven reference there*
- Wilf is entirely correct.
- I love the cactus people. They'd better not die.
- Which means ... THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING WITH ME! OH, IT'S FUCKING ON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
- "Now, we must vote. And be warned that the last person who didn't vote with me GOT FUCKED OVER. VOTE FOR MEEEEE!" And they did.
- This is actually clever, I'm kind of impressed.
- Okay, MOST USELESS GUNNERS IN THE WORLD!
- Oh, Timothy Dalton, you are just a DOUCHEBAG.
- *dies* Master, you should listen to yourself, you know.
- .... Okay, that's just stupid. Awesome but stupid and IMPOSSIBLE.
- Okay, I love the Master. He's gone so fucking AWESOME now. "Hey, no, shhh! That's mine!" He's too epically gorgeous for words. And now he's really sad because Timothy Dalton is fucking up his lovely work!
- That must be a glove of Rassilon. RASSILON OF AWESOME.
- Oh, that's NOT GOOD. THAT'S GOING TO FUCK OVER THE TIDES LIKE CRAZY. Okay, no, seriously, I think the world would break up at this point.
- Master: This ... isn't that rubbish is it? *hope face*
Doctor: No, no, we're fucked.
Master: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh ...
- OH, I LOVE HIM! I LOVE HIM! THAT'S EPIC! ROGER DELGADO WOULD APPROVE!!!!!!!!
- Oh, that can't ... go well.
- "I'm alive!" *resists Red Dwarf joke* OH, IT'S JUST LIKE THE BLOODY RED DWARF JOKE. FAIL, SERIOUSLY.
- I knew it would be Wilf. Poor Wilf.
- Doctor? You're being a bit douche-ridden.
- YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. REGENERATE. SHUT. UP.
- This is sad but ... uncomfortable. And confusing.
- Wait, didn't Spock die like this? And Owen ...
- This is a bit ... bizarre.
- That never happened to any of the other Doctors.
- Okay, I wish he'd just regenerate. This is the END OF THE PLOT, COULD YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?
- MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEY! MARTHA AND MICKEY, MARTHA AND MICKEY, MARTHA AND MICKEY ........................ Oh, they ... they ... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? SHE WAS DATING SOMEONE ELSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. WHY HAVE HER BE ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE AND THEN MARRY HER TO MICKEY?! Mind you, I love her hair, it's gorgeous. Glad to see they're being epic together but why have her engaged to someone else and then marry her off to Mickey? It just doesn't totally make sense, however potentially wonderful their pairing is.
- LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! LUKE! *glomps him gleefully* YOU ARE THE ONE I TRULY WANTED TO SEE OF THEM ALL.
- ADIPOSE! (okay, you know your feelings about a character are indifferent when you see him, go "Oh." and instead scream "ADIPOSE!" with great joy)
- ... oh Jack. Okay, that was kind of sweet.
- Oh, it's her! Okay, that's ... just bizarre but ... oh!
- JUST. TURN. INTO. MATT. SMITH. JUST. TURN. INTO. MATT. SMITH.
- Um ... his daughter didn't do anything. Actually, Mr Naismith didn't do very much either. It wasn't actually his fault. It was the plot.
- So ... that woman was a deus ex machina of ... what? Seriously, I ... THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
- She looks totally different. Is it the hat? She looks just ... absolutely nothing like herself any more.
- Well, it'll be an INTERESTING one anyway!
- Couldn't he have used this millions of hours of time to go and get better? I mean, seriously. He had hours to visit everyone in the world and not to get some anti-radition drugs? I suppose if it had already been triggered ... but still.
- Still not turning into Matt Smith ...
- OH, THANK G - NO, YOU'RE STILL NOT REGENERATING!
- Oh, are those really going to be his last words? What horrible last words, that's ... awful. Oh Ten.
- ... THAT. MAKES. NO. FUCKING. SENSE. WHAT. SO. EVER.
- MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
I ... I just ... PART OF THAT WAS SO AWESOME AND THEN IT WENT TO SHIT. Seriously. Went. To. Shit. WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK? THE PLOT WENT AWAY, THE PLOT VANISHED AND DIED AND COMMITED SUICIDE! And I would like to hand out the three plot points NEVER RESOLVED.
1) The acceleration of the Ood race - NO EXPLINATION.
2) Lady in White - NO EXPLINATION.
3) Wilf's "destiny" linking with the Doctor - NO EXPLINATION.
Raaaaaaaagh! *headdesks* Maybe Moff will touch on some of them? Maybe? JUST WHY?! (oh, and also, the Secret Books of Saxon bollocks never really made sense. And what Lucy did. What the hell DID she do? Where DID this super-powers come from, have I just forgotten that in the fog of "What?" TOO MUCH THOUGHT!)
Also, brb, lolling forever over the new trailer showing Matt Smith a gun. LOLLING. FOR. EVER.
Anyway, am terribly tired from last night, although it was very good. Got very alarmed because in the midst of all the fireworks, there were deeply disturbing floating lights which were alarming still I guessed they were fire balloons (actually, fire Chinese Lanterns but the premise was correct!) That was nice.