Nov 04, 2002 08:35
In lieu of an actual post. Screw it, I don't feel like a rant. Maybe t'morrow.
For all those Rockman X fans out there: This one's for the team! This one's for the TEAM!
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'Cuz I Just Died' by Zero, Maverick Hunter (Quite Frequently Dead) (Ant/Forte)
To the tune of: 'Cuz I Got High',
(Zero: "It's like... I'm not gay or nothin' man, just a little conceited... cus I'm pretty, yo. o.O ... lemme roll another joint.")
I was gonna save the day but I just died...
I was gonna roll Iris in the hay, but then I just died...
The world is all fucked up and I know why...
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died.
I was gonna come set the pace before I just died...
I got beat down and hit in the face and then I just died...
My legs are getting' rebuilt and I know why...
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died.
I was really pretty with class before I just died...
Until Sigma kicked my ass and then I just died...
Now I'm layin' in five pieces and I know why...
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died,
I was gonna get drunk today, but I just died...
I woulda got fuggin' shitty faced but then I just died...
Now my body's probly gettin' defiled and I know why...
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died,
Cuz I just died.
I was gonna pay my energy bill, but I just died... (X: *laugh* "Yeah right!")
Got late fees from gettin' killed, but I just died... (X: "Again!? Aww shit...")
Saber just ran outta juice and so I cried...
Before I just died,
Before I just died,
Before I just died.
Been rebuilt a thousand times, after I died...
My fanfics all say 'lime', after I died...
The next one says I raped X and I know why... (Signas: "What!? Do explain.")
Because I just died, (Signas: "Oh..")
Because I just died, (Signas: "Yeah...")
Because I just died. (Signas: "That'll do it.")
(X: "Nobody raped me...")
(Signas: "Aw, come to grips with your feminine side, take it like a man and pass the weed.")
(X: "I'm serious, Signas. Nobody did me in the booty. - And I'm not done with it yet.")
(Signas: "Stop fuckin' up the rotation, X. Puff-Puff-Pass, Puff-Puff-Pass!")
(X: "Kiss-my-ass. Kiss-my-ass!")
*Energy Fire*
(Zero: "Aw c'mon you guys, that's just fuggin' immature. And X is lying, I was not the bitch in that relationship.")
(Sigma: "Shut up'n'get jiggy wit it, bitch. And put this on.")
(Zero: "That's lycra.")
(X: *Giggle* "Weeeee! Look guys, I'm flyin'! I can see the base form here!")
(Sigma: "Get that shit away from him before he hurts himself...")
(Signas: "Right, right." *puff-puff* "Why are you always asking Zero to put on Lycra, Sigma?")
(Sigma: "That's your Goddamned business?")
(Signas: "No, I was ju-")
(Sigma: "Silence infidel... and pass the weed, your Emperor commands it.")
(X: "Aww... now I'm coming down off my high and I feel depressed.")
(Zero: "Diagnosis?")
(X: "More weed?")
(Zero: "... ... Mah niggah." *laugh*)
(Signas: "X is just high, he was gonna say 'Please sir, I'd like More Booty Sex'")
(Alia: "Ooohhh, Oliver Twisted. Kinky.")
(Zero: "Would you shut up about the booty sex already?" *flick-flick-light-puff-puff* "Dude... if you leave the cola -in- the bong, it's THE SHIT!")
(Signas: "But it's -all- about the booty sex, Z-man." *puff-puff* "And yeah, that coke's a shit'n'a-half! WHOA... Hehe.")
(Zero: "Yeah, I remember this one time Iris put on a strap on and MAN was I... Uhh, nevermind.")
(X: "Strap on? What's that?")
(Signas: "It's those long vibrating things that Zero crams up his--" *MUFFLED*)
(Zero: "They're those lights that come on when you clap two times.")
(X: "Oh, hey! I've got both kinds in my room! Sweet!")
*long silence*
*cue music*
(X: "What...? ... What? Zero got 'em for me.")
(Zero: "SHHH--SHH-AHT...aht-aht-aht, now is not the time for that, X")
(Sigma: "You guys are so fuggin' gay... hehe..hehehehehe...Heeee..." *puff-puff*)
(Signas: "Not a word on this end.")
(Sigma: "I think we've had enough of talking about ends around here.")
(Sigma-&-Signas: "........ END! BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!")
(Zero: "Fuck off...")
(X: "Fuck off? I remember that trick, that's when I stand on my head and you--" *MUFFLED*)
(Signas: "Whoa! - WHOA! OKAY, okay- REDLIGHT SPECIAL, TOO MUCH information guys! Just a tad.")
(Alia: "o/` This is the bong that never ends...")
(Sigma: "Thank God, ample distraction...")
(Zero: o/` This is the bong that never ends...")
(X: "You know, if this keeps up we're gonna get so fuggin' fired...")
(Sigma: o/` This is the bong that never ends...")
(Signas: "Just sing along and look pretty, X. o/` This is the bong that...")
(Everyone: "o/` Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started smoking it not knowing what it was and they continued smoking it forever just because this is the bong that ...")
(Signas: "We should attach a garage door opener to Zero's boobie-jewels. Hehehe.")
(Sigma: "Yeah!" *laughs* "Then chase 'em down a residential street with the button taped down just to see all the doors open up in order! And I just know that's only funny cus I'm smokin' a lotta fuggin' pot! WOO!")
(X: "Mmm... Vanilla'y Coke'y Weed'y goodness.")
*trails off*
P.S. - Yes, I actually think about shit like this from day to day.
Oh yeah, kids... Don't do drugs just because your heroes do. Do it because your parents do. THAT IS WHY!
Hybrid: Out.