big weekend plans

[luxover]

Title: Big Weekend Plans 
Rating: R
Pairing: Landon Donovan / Steve Nash
Word Count: 4,186
Summary: Steve’s there, wearing an inside-out Galaxy jersey because he’s not supposed to be wearing team colors in the box, and he’s holding a megaphone. He waves like a maniac when he sees Landon looking and yells, “Hey Landon! L.D., over here!” Landon just

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[ferrassie]

“L.D., fuck. Landon, you’re so fucking hot. Have you been using Rogaine? Shit, so hot.”

that line is pretty much amazing (like the rest of this story, oh my god). like, your steve is perfect. perfect.

[luxover]

you again!!! lol this all started because of youuu!!!! and i'm like, obsessed with them. haha

thank you for reading and commenting and still, again, forever, for prompting them that one time a zillion years ago.

[ferrassie]

...and i take complete responsibility for that prompt because ridiculously awesome fic came out of it. also, steve's faily attempts at communicating his true love for landon should never be ignored. ever. :DDD

[luxover]

haha i've already got another installment started in my head. I CAN'T STOP. YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

[luxover]

hahah yesssssssss!!! i was talking with nora and she's kind of pressuring me (not that i am particularly resistant) to turn it into a whole series, to keep writing them, haha.

THE JERK OFF PART WAS MY FAVORITE, SO I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT AND CLEARLY FOUND IT DEVASTATINGLY CLASSY.

ty ty for like, everything about your being.

[luxover]

hahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ALL OF THAAAAAAAAAT i just like, picture landon coming home one day and his entire bathroom is like, gutted because steve wanted to fix the sink faucet and things got out of control and suddenly he's youtubing how to lay down tile and landon just stands there in complete disbelief because all he wanted was to take a shower, and steve doesn't even realize he's making things worse when he's saying, "told you we should have kept my place in the hills. manhattan beach has terrible plumbing," and landon is just like, "this is unbelievable," and "what is my life even," and "how could you possibly have thought this was a good idea?"

and of course the oblig part where landon one day wakes up and suddenly realizes that maybe he is kind of sort of a little bit dating steve nash, and how the fuck did that happen.

omg everything about them together is just perfect. why doesn't everyone love them. why.

[sillypiglets2]

This was fantastic. I'm not a shipper yet but I can get behind them like this anyway. Your Steve was perfect and flaw free and hilarious. Good job.

[luxover]

haha i don't think many people ship them at all, but the fifa vids are too hilarious to not write fic for! anyways, thanks so much for reading and commenting :D :D :D

[nahco3]

this was just so perfect slkdfjldkjflkdgfj I don't even have words. fucking flawless writing.

[luxover]

whoooooo thank youuuuuu!!!!

(lol i was with wh_mermaid today and somehow, talking about the fandom, your name came up and we were both like, how the fuck do you pronounce that even, and she told me that it was really like NaHCO3, and i had to play it off like i knew that when really i didn't because i was just calling you "nacho three" in my head, hahaha)

[nahco3]

(yeah, in retrospect probably not the best username. XD oh well, it's the price I pay for being a nerd.)

[luxover]

probably not the best or definitely the best?

i'm going to go with the latter; it's smart, and it reminds me of food. i don't really know what else there is to want...

[wh_mermaid]

YYYYEEESSSSSS!!!! MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS FIC!!!!!! OMG I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!

Keller blocks his shot
He’s big, he’s tall, he’s a mother fucking wall, Kasey Keller!!!!!! You get 3456043905834 cool points for making them play the Sounders and mentioning Kasey Keller <3_______________<3

he’s holding a megaphone
YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Laaannnnndddddooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

"Hey, Landon!" Steve calls out. He gets on his toes even though he's practically giant already, and he waves with one hand; the other hand is holding a bouquet of flowers, honest to god flowers, the wilting kind that is left over at grocery stores in the middle of the night.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. And omg David, yessssssssss. Perfect perfect perfect!!!!!! Mwuahahaha and I love how he picks up on it and puts pieces together before he even sees Steve.

Those were $5.99!
I want this line tattooed on my body. IT. IS. ART.

seeing the way that Steve's smile just falls, and it's all written right there on his stupid face, how he's hurt

[luxover]

you are so fucking amazing. ty so much for letting me go on and on and on about this/sn and also for letting me force sn videos on you. you are my favorite.

let's use that pencil to sign the deed on our mansion. ;)