big weekend plans

[luxover]

Title: Big Weekend Plans 
Rating: R
Pairing: Landon Donovan / Steve Nash
Word Count: 4,186
Summary: Steve’s there, wearing an inside-out Galaxy jersey because he’s not supposed to be wearing team colors in the box, and he’s holding a megaphone. He waves like a maniac when he sees Landon looking and yells, “Hey Landon! L.D., over here!” Landon just

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[wh_mermaid]

YYYYEEESSSSSS!!!! MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS FIC!!!!!! OMG I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!

Keller blocks his shot
He’s big, he’s tall, he’s a mother fucking wall, Kasey Keller!!!!!! You get 3456043905834 cool points for making them play the Sounders and mentioning Kasey Keller <3_______________<3

he’s holding a megaphone
YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Laaannnnndddddooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

"Hey, Landon!" Steve calls out. He gets on his toes even though he's practically giant already, and he waves with one hand; the other hand is holding a bouquet of flowers, honest to god flowers, the wilting kind that is left over at grocery stores in the middle of the night.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. And omg David, yessssssssss. Perfect perfect perfect!!!!!! Mwuahahaha and I love how he picks up on it and puts pieces together before he even sees Steve.

Those were $5.99!
I want this line tattooed on my body. IT. IS. ART.

seeing the way that Steve's smile just falls, and it's all written right there on his stupid face, how he's hurt and sad and confused ;______; nooooooooooo Landon, why you got to be such a mean mr. grumpy grump??? Picturing Steve sad is like, the most depressing thing in the world.

"I can bicycle kick with the best of them; it was just muddy that day, Landon, you know that."
Fucking F L A W L E S S

so instead of apologizing for it, Landon just reaches forward, tugs at the hem of Steve’s shirt, and kisses him on the mouth
:333333

Have you been using Rogaine?
omg. O.M.G. bwuahahahaha how the hell do you think this gold up???? I’m dddyyyyyiiinnnngggggg

THIS ENTIRE THING IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEDGE OF READING. There are literally tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard imagining all of this. Oh my god, it is so brilliant and perfect and awesome. Your characterization of Steve is just so spot on (well, how I imagine him anyway) and hilarious.

This is seriously my reaction to this entire fic:




P.S. I will sit through a gazillion Panera Steve Nash conversations if they produce fics like this

P.P.S. That pencil is going to get a special box and only be used for signing important documents

P.P.P.S. This is the most amazing thing ever.

[luxover]

you are so fucking amazing. ty so much for letting me go on and on and on about this/sn and also for letting me force sn videos on you. you are my favorite.

let's use that pencil to sign the deed on our mansion. ;)