I couldn't go to the range 'cause I was watching Lauren. No fair!

Talking of which, good news: Bill's gonna get the 26. He figures that with the extended grip it's totally worth it. I'm happy about this because the greater variety in the guns owned by people I know, the greater variety of guns I might get the opportunity to shoot.

It is AWESOME that kids take naps. It must be some sort of adapation to prevent the adults from killing the young.

Crap. It's feeding time again.