japanese game-show
i had the craziest dream this morning - i was with ben & we were hanging out in florida with matt damon & scot pollard, the hottest white man in the nba. we were supposed to go to a party after some basketball game at school, but we ended up being on this bizarro japanese game show where we had to jump on things like a taxicab, a corvette & a motorcycle. then we had to jump into things like this huge bucket with sawdust inside. if we landed perfectly (and we had to be talking on this wacko cellphone like the robot controller in the stepford wives at the same time), we would be able to eat good food like salads & shrimp. if we fell, we would have to eat poisonous nasty stuff. i woke up right when i was jumping out a window into the bucket. weird. what the hell is that supposed to mean??
al-qaeda cut another guy's head off today. i made the mistake of turning it over to cnn to hear more about it & they were showing the video of the main terrorist dude saying they had him & would kill him in 72 hours if the saudis didn't release all its al-qaeda prisoners. it was creepy - the guy had on a black ski mask & had a machine gun & was in this bright red room. he kept waving his arm around. it looked like a scene from pulp fiction or demonlover. the world is scary. i have a bad feeling about june 30 & iraq. stupid motherfucking george w bush. he's going to get us all killed.
al-qaeda cut another guy's head off today. i made the mistake of turning it over to cnn to hear more about it & they were showing the video of the main terrorist dude saying they had him & would kill him in 72 hours if the saudis didn't release all its al-qaeda prisoners. it was creepy - the guy had on a black ski mask & had a machine gun & was in this bright red room. he kept waving his arm around. it looked like a scene from pulp fiction or demonlover. the world is scary. i have a bad feeling about june 30 & iraq. stupid motherfucking george w bush. he's going to get us all killed.