dear god its me tequila....

[luvedone]

eeech the weekend started off with sarcastic monsters and alchol jesus theses minuim wage careny monsters hate there jobs today cant take a little criticism but the drink was good ...saturday just wandering around in the city or town needing food buzzing off of cheap beer i set off for nourishment 2 rude japs later i ate pizza american with out the expensive attitude god bless america then the night came i was home and my dear friend submariner came over having trouble with the fish in the sea but if you stnad there for hours the fish dont come to u and why wait for just the perch when you can have steak while u wait hmmm ... well a coma later i took my comrad fraskell to the bars for some brew to wet the whistle but as always my fellow american fraskell drowns his whistle in liquor, grass and acid... the man one day will find his heart jumping out of his chest moving away to safer ground but in his mind as long as the day is not today hmmmm... familar faces were at the joint days of old rejoicing in old memeories if there were some to rejoice or even to remeber and suddenly the the clock struck the witching hour and pumpkins filled the street and i was off too home to partake in with the earth morning came and i went woke up to bells ringing luckily no police this morning but to find that some one came to my door offering me jesus hmm.. "im sorry mam but this hut only holds one" she looked confused but still went on with her excessive preaching that was more like screeeching 'except jesus in your heart and the devil will no longer harm you "hmmm .."mam the devil hasnt ever harmed me weve slept danced and snorted together and jesus was no were to start i love to party but turning into water to wine only makes me sleeepy" well that did it she ran off leaving one of her hooby jewby flyers it read a woman everday walked out one her porched and thanked jesus and her neighbor always said there is no jesus
then one day the woman said yo jesus im broke and hungry help me the next day there was food on her porch she said thank u jesus and heer neighbor said you ignorant slut jane there is no jesus i bought them then she said thank u jesus for making the devil buy my food.....the devil cuz people are different but still have some good in there chest there the devil jesus christ if find jesus in my heart i could no longer harm "myself" so im supposed to fear myself i am the devil himself i guess you learn something about yourself everyday...................peace love and muhaloo from the devil himself!!!