Today...

[lustmordred]

Someone stole my jump-drive from the computer lab. When I mentioned it to my roommate, I said I couldn't remember all that was on it and I hope there wasn't any porn. She laughed and said she knew I "don't do that." Oh, you poor idiot. You only know about me what I want you to know, which is practically nothing. It does kind of fascinate me though

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[lustmordred]

I don't think there was anything, no.

Thanks. *crosses fingers*

[gestaltrose]

Maybe your porn will give them doubts about their sexuality because when they turn it on they won't be able to look away... all those hard cocks! O.O

*evil grin*

let it be so

[lustmordred]

Heh, here's hoping. Assholes, whoever they are.

[amberdreams]

Just as well there wasn't anything on there you couldn't afford to lose, but those thieving bastards didn't know that... Gits.
Good luck for tomorrow btw!

[lustmordred]

Yeah, but I had to redo hours of work on a paper just the same. Hours I could have been sleeping :(

[shiv5468]

That's the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Sure you don't do that sort of thing!

[lustmordred]

I know, right? Of course not. I don't write porn either. Or like... have impure thoughts *cough*

[shiv5468]

Snerfles.

Nooooooooooooooo not you.