Today...
Someone stole my jump-drive from the computer lab. When I mentioned it to my roommate, I said I couldn't remember all that was on it and I hope there wasn't any porn. She laughed and said she knew I "don't do that." Oh, you poor idiot. You only know about me what I want you to know, which is practically nothing. It does kind of fascinate me though that nearly everyone I know insists on believing I am some kind of very straight-laced, innocent person, verging on prudish. I don't actively do anything to make them think this, and if they spend ten minutes talking to me about anything of any importance, that would be readily apparent. Except even people who know me rather well still, incredibly, go on believing this.
Well, I hope whoever has it enjoys the fuck out of the gay porn, which is what's on there if there is any. That and I think maybe one of my old essays I wrote while at UNO and some graphics portraitofafool made for me. Perhaps some fandom icons. The rest is very normal studious crap. I'm willing to bet there isn't porn though, at least not the visual type since I had no reason to put it there. There might be an old rough version of the first half of The Lives of Others (TSCC fic, not the German film), which is almost as funny as the porn to think about. Fuckers. Taking the thing meant I had to redo all of the work I'd done on my stupid business paper about stocks, which was boring as fuck the first time and did not become more enjoyable with repetition. For that alone, I hope there IS porn on there and it scares the Montana-dwelling Republican panties off of their thieving asses.
Tomorrow is my math final. Ew. Also, all the things are due tomorrow. Double ew. I am not excited. My first inclination of course is to do anything else and procrastinate, but nay, I shall not do that. I can't.
Well, I hope whoever has it enjoys the fuck out of the gay porn, which is what's on there if there is any. That and I think maybe one of my old essays I wrote while at UNO and some graphics portraitofafool made for me. Perhaps some fandom icons. The rest is very normal studious crap. I'm willing to bet there isn't porn though, at least not the visual type since I had no reason to put it there. There might be an old rough version of the first half of The Lives of Others (TSCC fic, not the German film), which is almost as funny as the porn to think about. Fuckers. Taking the thing meant I had to redo all of the work I'd done on my stupid business paper about stocks, which was boring as fuck the first time and did not become more enjoyable with repetition. For that alone, I hope there IS porn on there and it scares the Montana-dwelling Republican panties off of their thieving asses.
Tomorrow is my math final. Ew. Also, all the things are due tomorrow. Double ew. I am not excited. My first inclination of course is to do anything else and procrastinate, but nay, I shall not do that. I can't.