Stupid Things I Have Done Lately

[lush_rimbaud]

1. I got sprayed in the face by an automatic air freshener. I didn't even know such a thing existed, but I was in the girls' bathroom, and there was this strange digital device on the wall that was making a sort of sput-sput-sput noise. I peered at it closely to investigate, and it promptly sprayed air freshener into my eyes. And nose. And mouth. Gah.

2. I smacked my own self in the face while I was taking a shower yesterday. I was in a hurry, and I splashed some water on my face a little too enthusiastically, and -- smack, that was my palm connecting with my nose. It hurt.

3. I gave myself a headache by hitting myself in the head. As I was coming back from breakfast this morning, I was talking to the guy I have a crush on (the one who has a girlfriend -- of course) and he was teasing me about something, so I hit him in the head with my hat. Then after he went away I remembered that he had just had his wisdom teeth out a couple of days ago, and wondered if I'd actually hurt him, so I hit myself in the head with my hat to see what it felt like. Now my head hurts slightly. Also the people who were in the hallway behind me probably think I'm insane.

I think I win at life.