My Secret Shame...
...being Disney pr0n. Yes, I know. I'm a sick sick puppy. But for those of you out there like me:
- Now, the Matter an Ursula/Ariel fic by
rubynye
- Diplomacy a Mulin/Jasmin by
hyel who has also written fics for many of my favorite yet underepresented fandoms such as Books of Magic, Hellblazer and many others. I heartily recommend her Contantine/Dream Hellblazer x Sandman crossover Dream Interpretation.
Now, to address a scurrolous falsehood that was leveled at me yesterday evening.
white_stone believes me incapable of writing an LJ entry that isn't all about fanfiction. Though she also doesn't think Jason Issacs is attractive in Peter Pan, so that tells you how seriously you should take her opinion. I beg leave to address both these points in video form:
He's so hot that they needed to give the pirate ship special heat conductors or it would have caught fire too. Instead the sea water around it is scalding.
He's so hot he can restart cars simply by holding the jumper cables.
He's so hot he sets off smoke alarms. It's actually quite socially debilitating.
He's so hot when they tried to take a photo of him using thermal infrared imaging, the machine blew up.
He's so hot that if you look up hot in the dictionary you'd just see a burn mark from where the picture of him caught on fire.
He's so hot he makes hot chocolate look like chocolate milk... really cold chocolate milk.
He's so hot he makes things evaporate on contact, especially but not limited to pants.
In conclusion, Jason Isaccs is hot. Especially as Captain James Hook.
I would also like to point out that Jack is a derivative of James, and anyone called Captain Jack has to be hot. It's the law.
Edit: I just found this video on Youtube. It's more than a little...wrong. Jason Isaccs is pleanty hot in it though.
Jason Issacs is so hot in that film that even pre-pubescent girls swoon in a disturbing manner.
- Now, the Matter an Ursula/Ariel fic by
rubynye
- Diplomacy a Mulin/Jasmin by
hyel who has also written fics for many of my favorite yet underepresented fandoms such as Books of Magic, Hellblazer and many others. I heartily recommend her Contantine/Dream Hellblazer x Sandman crossover Dream Interpretation.
Now, to address a scurrolous falsehood that was leveled at me yesterday evening.
white_stone believes me incapable of writing an LJ entry that isn't all about fanfiction. Though she also doesn't think Jason Issacs is attractive in Peter Pan, so that tells you how seriously you should take her opinion. I beg leave to address both these points in video form:
Click to viewHe's so hot that they needed to give the pirate ship special heat conductors or it would have caught fire too. Instead the sea water around it is scalding.
He's so hot he can restart cars simply by holding the jumper cables.
He's so hot he sets off smoke alarms. It's actually quite socially debilitating.
He's so hot when they tried to take a photo of him using thermal infrared imaging, the machine blew up.
He's so hot that if you look up hot in the dictionary you'd just see a burn mark from where the picture of him caught on fire.
He's so hot he makes hot chocolate look like chocolate milk... really cold chocolate milk.
He's so hot he makes things evaporate on contact, especially but not limited to pants.
In conclusion, Jason Isaccs is hot. Especially as Captain James Hook.
I would also like to point out that Jack is a derivative of James, and anyone called Captain Jack has to be hot. It's the law.
Edit: I just found this video on Youtube. It's more than a little...wrong. Jason Isaccs is pleanty hot in it though.
Jason Issacs is so hot in that film that even pre-pubescent girls swoon in a disturbing manner.