Litterbox mail
Dearest Tikka,
I know it hasn't been the best week. Your boyfriend had been really cranky and sick despite your loving care, then I put him in a box and took him away and you haven't seen him since, no matter how loudly you cry.
Then, I chased you all over the house, tricked you with food and toys and put you in a box. I took you to a scary place with ZOMG! people! and they held you down and poked you with needles. I didn't blame you for running into my room as soon as you got home and hiding under my bed so I couldn't catch you before I left for the Con.
I do, however, draw the line at peeing on my bed again. This is becoming a nasty habit that needs to stop.
Love,
Mom
I know it hasn't been the best week. Your boyfriend had been really cranky and sick despite your loving care, then I put him in a box and took him away and you haven't seen him since, no matter how loudly you cry.
Then, I chased you all over the house, tricked you with food and toys and put you in a box. I took you to a scary place with ZOMG! people! and they held you down and poked you with needles. I didn't blame you for running into my room as soon as you got home and hiding under my bed so I couldn't catch you before I left for the Con.
I do, however, draw the line at peeing on my bed again. This is becoming a nasty habit that needs to stop.
Love,
Mom