Wrestling-themed comic connoisseur Gavok of the 4thLetter gives us what we've all been waiting for. A WWE / Blackest Night mash-up. Enjoy...

For those, like me, who have given up on WWE, here is the return of Chris "Lionheart/Y2J" Jericho on last Monday's RAW. Sadly this also means watching Randy Orton stumble his way through his limited mic skills...

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Listen to that crowd pop...

Vince McMahon's secret love child has been revealed. Its Hornshwaggle, the midget wrestler and current Cruiserweight Champ. Which I cynically called several weeks ago. I am the genius. At least when it comes to predicting the idiocy that passes for writing with WWE currently. Oh and they're not letting Rey have a clean match against Khali. It ( Read more... )

I wasn't expecting spoonyone and his brother Miles to order it this, because it looked likely to suck the ass. But at the last minute they decided to get it, so I went and hung out and watched with them ( Read more... )

Off of Online Onslaught"From the "Not Exactly Shocking" File: WWE has decided to stay the hell away from the Hammerstein Ballroom this summer, and has rescheduled the ECW One Night Stand PPV for Jacksonville, FL. On one hand, I say: Smart move, because there are vindictive fans in NYC who would pay good money just to get on PPV and shit all over ( Read more... )

WWE is still trying to pimp the Marine. Dudes. Its over. Move on. Cena ain't no Rock. And this piece of shit ain't the Rundown. Hell, its not even Suburban Commando...

Oh look, an attempt to shill the See No Evil dvd. How sad ( Read more... )

I just wasted almost a WHOLE minute watching the Miz/some girl wrestling an inter-gender match against Vito/some other girl. And now the Boogeyman. I feel like shooting some-one...

Argh. Vickie Guerrero/Chris Benoit bit. Meaning they're going to do a Chavo&Vickie/Benoit feud. I don't want to watch this. So I won't.

I'm all for Vickie getting a paycheck to help her and her family out, but please stop with the Eddie exploiting stuff. PLEASE.

Hunh. Cryme Tyme didn't suck. I'm shocked...

Melina and Nitro suck at doing promos still. Very much not shocked...

The Marine lasting more than a single week in the theaters? I'll be beyond shocked...

Carlito/Super Crazy vs. Chris Masters/Randy Orton. Never has shitty vs. non-shitty been so perfectly illustrated...