...I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed … that was horrifying beyond words, and that’s where science - in my opinion, this is just an opinion - that’s where science leads you.

Ben Stein, serious competitor for Asshat of the ( Read more... )

Listening to idiot morning crew radio jocks talk about, without any hint of self-condemation, "stupid criminals" and "unfunny irritating minor celebrities". People whose job entails prattling on for 15 to 20 minutes in between commercials and the odd song...

So out of boredom, I decide to check the commentary on the "review" of Dresden Codak from the I Hate You Because I Enjoy Attention (Not That I Fault That As I Hate HIM Because I Need Attention) Blog. And I come across this PURE GENIUS comment:

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So I've got the tv on in the background waiting for Bones to start. So I'm half-listening to Geraldo Rivera. And he's now doing a segment on Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). And he lets loose with this line ( Read more... )