1) Darth Chewbacca, the Sith Strangler must face Sugar-Coated Macaque Putin
2) The preferred minor super-power would be the ability to speak both turtle AND tortoise
3) I shouldn't eat succulent babies. Which is totally unfair as they're SUCCULENT. Those are the BEST ones!
4) Popeye's financial plan is seen as the best for the nation
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