1. Space Turtle and Space Pony #3 tie in popularity as pets.

2. People who are displeasing to despotic overlords should be shot out of a cannon at holidays or just plain exploded.

3. People would be most likely to watch Prohibition Cheers or Her Majesty Catherine the Great and Mr. Ed4. Of all the many and varied anthromorphic teen/animal hybrids ( Read more... )

Poll Most Hated Sidekick/Mascot Character

I no longer love any of you and so am breaking up with all of you. You all know why. And you should all be ashamed. DEEPLY. ASHAMED. Also I'm totally keeping all the Beatles records. Except the post-India ones. And you can keep the 4-slice toaster. Mostly because I'm pretty sure its broken...

I need a 2nd job. So I don't have to get a roommate. So I don't have to wear pants at home. Pants are stupid. Stupid stupid pants...

Hate job hunting. Hate being poor. Hate not being able to pay my parents rent on my house. Hate hate hate...

I want to cut Dane Cook's Achille's tendons. And then kick him as he lays there screaming. Is that wrong?

You know why everyone hates you? Because you deserve it. You're a despicable beast. A loathsome creature unfit to dwell in civilized society. You were meant to be shunned and cast-out. There is no place for you, no kind word, no gentle touch. Fear and hate and revulsion are all you inspire. Unclean, UNCLEAN!

I hate you most of all Scarecrow. Hate. You. Most. Of. ALL!

Poll HATE

The drive home has left me with the urge to punch people in the face in an attempt to drive out the stupid demons. Mostly because the LEAST idiotic thing being discussed by the various morning show jocks was the Edge ones, who talked about how one of their djs had never tried fajitas until last night. LEAST STUPID. EVERY other station was ( Read more... )

Its the comments section that gets me the most...

There are days I really just want to be able to track people from the internet down ala Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Though less to deliver beatings, then to make sure they stop wasting MY oxygen...