I hate the god's be damned drunks so much. SOOOOOOOOO MUCH. Last night's fun started with arguing with drunken idiots about a locked door and moved to a fire alarm being pulled and a visit from the popo...

There are times when I wish I lived in a dry county. I call those times work nights...

"Hey when those escorts we ordered show up, make sure to send them to our room ok?"

Fucking idiots...

The fish thieves were caught on camera. And so FIFTY dollars was added unto their final bill. Plus stills of them were taken and put up around the office with insulting captions...

Office Fish, you have been AVENGED! Let this be a lesson to other trawlers in the oceans of crime, fishing for naughtyness brings a terrible cost!

I just sold 8 or 9 lunchables. Mostly to one person. Drunks will fucking eat anything...

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Poll Booze

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When I finish beating this drunk with memory issues to death I'm going to need an alibi...

Poll GRAAAAH!!!