Clerks II
Just got back from a late showing. And it was good. But first a complaint. Stoned teen-agers who can't shut up and/or stop giggling during a movie should be a: skull-fucked by rodeo clowns, b: beaten with midgets, c: give a barracks blanket party or d: all of the above. Maybe its been too long since I've tied one on, but I've got no tolerance for people who annoy me 'cause they're drunk and/or stoned anymore...
But back to the movie. It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be. I'd say an A- for a View Askew junkie, while a nice average B for someone looking to be amused for an hour and a half. Ending was a little bit cheesy, but I think it served as a nice finisher for the Dante and Randall characters. And how does Dante keep scoring hotties? I mean he's not a troll, but he's no stud...
Things I learned from the movie:
1. Its not illegal to watch a Donkey Show, and only a misdemeanor to participate (though I bet if the cops could prove you PAID for it, theres some felony in there).
2. Kevin Smith seems to have some weird fetish about watching his woman make out with other people.
3. True Happiness can be found by laundering drug money. Though I guess it could have been left-over Fat Movie Check cash...
But back to the movie. It was a lot funnier than I thought it would be. I'd say an A- for a View Askew junkie, while a nice average B for someone looking to be amused for an hour and a half. Ending was a little bit cheesy, but I think it served as a nice finisher for the Dante and Randall characters. And how does Dante keep scoring hotties? I mean he's not a troll, but he's no stud...
Things I learned from the movie:
1. Its not illegal to watch a Donkey Show, and only a misdemeanor to participate (though I bet if the cops could prove you PAID for it, theres some felony in there).
2. Kevin Smith seems to have some weird fetish about watching his woman make out with other people.
3. True Happiness can be found by laundering drug money. Though I guess it could have been left-over Fat Movie Check cash...