‎(To the tune of "Life on Mars")

It's a once-in-a-life affair
For the girl with the plain brown hair,
Blizzard says it's two weeks to go,
And the fanboys are all squealing so,
But the game is nowhere to be seen;
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To go replay Diablo II,
And she's hooked to the laptop screen,
But the game is a saddening bore, for she's ( Read more... )