Fuck, you guys, today is the day that I start doing things right again ( Read more... )

1. I'm sad that wikipedia doesn't have a page for 'booger'. I mean, it does in the sense that it lists things that it may refer to, but I want to type 'booger' and then be on the page about them. No, 'mucus' is not good enough. I want boogers. And I want it to say what they are made out of and why they are salty. Also: how are they formed ( Read more... )

Wow, the new facebook news feed is way neat-o, but really, is it really such a good idea to make it even easier to get all the details of every facebook action of everyone you know? Seriously, now. If I write a note (whatever that is) about one of my friends and tag them in it, it shows up on the feeds of all of their friends... who I don't even ( Read more... )

I like how when someone's facebook profile reads:

Relationship Status: Single
Political Views: Very Liberal

I *always* at first read it:

Relationship Status: Very Single

Tee hee.

For some reason my eyes aren't tricked by "Very Conservative."