Fic: More-more Useless Casting!~Specially made for Newgate-Roger-Garp! XD Threesome is AWESOME!
More-more Useless Castings (Part VII of Casting Series-I give up on looking for a better idea -__-;;)
Rating: T (let’s just say for the same reason of the previous and the rest -__-;)
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Newgate x Roger x Garp (in a way~ XDD)
Word-count: 475
Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece
Warning: foul language, hints of shounen ai, spoiler up to chapter 551 (is it still called spoiler if the manga scanlation has come up?), silliness and extreme stupidity (what more? You decide -__-;;)
A/N: Ahaha, this idea comes from one of the reader’s reviews in ff net, shizouo. Thank you very much! Really, I couldn’t stop thinking about it after I read your review (and before I make it XD). Thank her, folks, because this chapter is dedicated for her and without her review, I will never think about this at all XDDD. You’re awesome! Oh, and this is a parody of chapter 550 and 551. Plus, for arcielfreeder, after seeing your *OMFG!* newest post, I really want to make something. So here, it's also for you, my dear XDD. I hope this shows how much I love you and your work XDD
Now, please take your time and enjoy~! XDD
More-more Useless Castings
Ace was seated on the execution platform, hands in Kairoseki cuff, waiting his fate in front of all the marines who’ll witness his end.
Sengoku appeared beside Ace and started talking about the reason behind this public execution.
“Tell me your father’s name.” Sengoku said sternly.
“My…father?” Ace widened his eyes and hesitated for a moment before he answered. “My father…is White Beard!”
“He’s not!” Sengoku denied sharply.
“Yes, he is!” Ace screamed back heatedly. “He’s the only one! I have no others!”
“Lies! Why do you think White Beard took you under his wing? That’s because he realized that you’re the Pirate King-Gol D. Roger-’s son!” Sengoku said angrily.
Everyone on the stage (and around) gasped, widening their eyes in shocked looks hearing it.
“Huh?” Zoro was confused and checked the script. “Sengoku-san missed so many dialogues?”
“Eh, really?” Nami was dumbfounded. Everyone also noticed that and started murmuring in wonder.
“Ho-hold on-!” Ace stammered; completely confused.
“That damned White Beard…! Even though Roger had already chosen Garp to raise you, he still hasn’t given up taking you back!” Sengoku heated up and punched his palm in pissed look.
“Se-Sengoku-?!” Garp tried to stop him while paling severely.
“Even though he’s Roger’s favorite rival, he can’t take you away from Garp by force! Roger and Newgate’s love child my ass! That’s so unmanly! Not sportive! Does he even think how Garp felt after that!?” Sengoku was completely enraged.
“What the fuck-!?” Roger and Newgate widened their eyes and dropped their jaws in complete disbelief.
“As Garp’s best friend, I won’t let that happen! It’s decided from the start that Garp is Roger’s most favorite man!” Sengoku exclaimed surely.
There was heavy silence with several hanging jaws and bulged eyes after the long monologue.
Then Sengoku turned his face at Nami. “This dialogue is more interesting, right?” he said while grinning.
“WHAT THE HELL!?” Everyone was blown off with fucked up expressions.
“Sengoku-san! You’re not allowed to change the dialogue on your own!” Sanji yelled at him, sweat dropping in incredulous expression while Zoro could only gape at that.
“BWAHAHAHAHA! That’s fucking genius! Go, Sengoku-san!!” Kizaru was rolling around on the floor while laughing like a mad man. Aokiji and Akainu could only set their stupid dumbfounded looks.
“Ace, does that mean you’re Roger and Newgate’s fruit of affair?” Luffy asked in confusion.
“NO, you idiot! The script is hijacked!” Ace yelled at Luffy, blushing hard.
Roger had passed out ridiculously from the shock on his spot. Newgate covered his face in shame. Garp decided to hide from all of this.
Nami was torn between laughing (at the comedy) and crying (because the filming was busted) at the same time.
“This…this is the most fascinating part…!” Robin really couldn’t contain her laughter and giggled really hard at this situation.
The End
A/N: GYAHAHAHAH GAAH! *also torn up between laughing or crying* This turned out to be a very long drabble ^_T (can it still called drabble?). This is the craziest Casting I’ve ever made *personally thinks* So, what about your opinion? Does this make you laugh? *still laughing like a mad girl*
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