GAHAHA! So Pumped UP! Fic: Useless Casting--Story of a BIRD and a CROCODILE! XD
Useless Casting (Part VI of Casting Series-realize how it becomes stupid and stupider -__-;)
Rating: T (still for language and suggestive words)
Genre: Humor (absolutely)
Pairing: Do Flaminggo x Crocodile
Word-count: 340
Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece
Warning: foul language, hints of shounen ai, another stupidity, spoiler up to chapter 560
A/N: As a promise! A story of a bird and a crocodile ^__^-still a parody for chapter 560. As usual, it's not part of drable contest XP. I am so pumped up to write the next Casting so FAST! ^^;
Now, to the drabble. Enjoy~ XDD
Useless Casting
As the marine tried to stop Luffy and White Beard crew, Crocodile tried to use the chance to defeat Newgate. Of course it wasn’t easy. Newgate still had more crews to defend himself from Crocodile's attack.
“Ck, such a pain,” Crocodile tried to attack again, but was stop by a diamond user.
“I won’t let you get closer to Pop!” He said, smirking confidently while striking crocodile with the diamond.
Crocodile was cornered.
However, suddenly Do Flaminggo appeared. With his sneer directed to Crocodile, he said. “What is it? Cornered are we, Crocodile?”
“Don’t but in! You want to die?” Crocodile glared at him.
“Don’t be such a pansy. How about you and I go out?” Flaminggo winked at him behind his sunglasses and with his suggestive smirk.
Crocodile gaped at him, shocked and blushing at the same time.
Everyone set their eyes at them in weird looks, of course, in silence as well.
Is that a proposal?-they couldn’t help thinking in disbelief.
“Nn? Why are you being silent, everyone? Crocodile, say your dialogue.” Flaminggo looked confused at the sudden silence.
“Are you a moron!?” Nami screamed at Flaminggo. “Stop saying such stupid things!” She already pulled her hair out in frustration.
Flaminggo looked more confused at that. “But I already act correctly,” he said, protesting.
“Do Flaminggo, it’s ‘hook up’ not ‘go out’,” Mihawk said behind him, face faulting.
“Eh?” Flaminggo took out his script behind his fur-coat. “Ah, that’s right. Sorry, wrong words,” he laughed slightly.
“He’s also retarded.” Zoro and Sanji said at the same time, sweat dropping.
“Ahahaha! Do Flaminggo idiot!” Luffy laughed hard and pointed at him crazily followed by Usopp, Brook and Franky.
“Shut up! I don’t want to be told by you guys!” Flaminggo shouted at Luffy and his friends, blushing.
“I want to leave this place….” Crocodile covered his face, tired but more ashamed.
“In the sense of that, isn’t ‘hook up’ more suggestive?” Robin said in excitement. Nami looked at her with a pale face.
The End
A/N: Kufufufu, I hope this is also interesting. Saa, up to your comments, guys!
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