Apr 11, 2011 22:36
I have always been jealous of people who have the ability to take information and translate it into comprehensible language so that they can explain it to other people. That old saying "those who can - do, those who can't teach" is a total crock. You can't effectively teach what you cannot do. End of story.
However, the ability to "do" does not always translate into the ability to teach.
I am not a teacher. I am barely able to put my process into conscious thought, let alone explain it to someone else.
So how is it that, by default, I'm the lucky winner in the Chariton Schwager Malak "You are the Trainer" lottery?
And even if I could win Teacher of the Year, the Migraine Trio manages to confuse everything anyway.
Stick a fork in me. I'm done. It's only Monday, and my people patience level is already at nil. Three days to go, followed by panic inducing stage fright wrought performances at the Pit Bull Benefit to be followed almost immediately by QRC (fencing = good..... pageantry, heralds, banners, hoopla = panic attacks and stage fright).
......If I make it to Sunday alive, I plan to celebrate and spend the day not speaking to a single human being!!!!