Have Your Cake & Eat It Too (JE, Akame)

[lunacrescent]

Title: Have Your Cake & Eat It Too (Vampire Hunter Strippers Verse)
Category: JE
Pairing: Jin/Kame
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 5000
Summary: Kame and Jin are strippers who moonlight as vampire hunters. Or should that be the other way around?
Notes: This entire idea was the shared brain child of me, matchynishi, and misao_duo. It's sort of been languishing on my HD since

Comments

[mnemonic_psych]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ILU SAPPHY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[mnemonic_psych]

i really loved the way it transitioned from strippers to vamp hunters and skdjshdkfj your characterization T____T ♥. also, sob, so YAYAYAYAY and then ANGSTTTTTT at the end, Pat or Matchy better give this a happy ending okay :(

[mnemonic_psych]

sdkfdh also at such a tense moment with the blood and all, Jin squeals bc of his collarbones. HOW PERFECT IS THAT :D

[mnemonic_psych]

also, the awkwardness, and Kame putting on a show (an act), and saying irrational things like 'stop breathing' and Jin just being so Jin and skdfsdlksdj SAPPHY YOU ARE AMAZING ♥ ♥ ♥

p.s. somehow I find it hilarious but awesome that a stripper verse is PG-13. not everyone can do that :D. ALSO IT WAS RLY HOT JUST SAYING >>;;;. rose tattoo woman is creepy tho :<.

[scorch66]

I can't believe you wrote such a prompt and made it work. Guh, so good. *_____* Please don't let this be the end; I really want to know more about Akame's backstory. :)

[sapphynashi]

I think Matchy was the one (naturally) who proposed the idea with all the elements together. XD The cake inclusion was all me, though. *dies*

[becquinho]

♥______♥ AHSKJKSD;F' I WANT TO SMOTHER THIS IN LOVE SAPPHY ♥♥♥!!!!!
I seriously was so bemused by the summary that I really had no notion what to expect, but this is so fabulous....ide..*_____*..also collarbone teasing moments are A+++ :D! All elements and progression here just killed me XD, dying that cake ..oh and Kame's portable stripper pole that doubles as a weapon to slay undead beings is just afjshkd hilarious, and yet so apt XD.

ILU ♥!!!

[sapphynashi]

oh god, Kame's portable stripper pole-with-stake was TOTALLY MATCHY'S IDEA and so I googled them (sans stake of course) and told her and she was like "wait those ACTUALLY EXIST?" I could have given him a gaudy pink one but no, Kame would opt for the ridiculously high-class (...) type.

[ayuzak]

Let me tell you this..listening to Plastic Tears while reading this is a very very bad idea.

How do you get their dynamics so right sapphy how???? Do you secretly own Akame? You've just made me love them and Koki a little bit more just now. Thank you <3

[sapphynashi]

loooool.

lakjfha mostly I just figure out how they make each other's lives terribly confusing and full of UST and go with that.

[misao_duo]

SOBBING ):
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS WAS WHAT INSPIRED THE PROMPT, THAT THEN INSPIRED THE CRAZY AND ALL THE WONDERFULL SHENANIGANS THAT FOLLOWED ♥

and how is it possible that this has 5000 words. you wrote it in like, idek, a night? HOW DO YOU DO IT D:

[sapphynashi]

I DIDN'T FORGET EXACTLY... I just forgot the details of the convo except it involved us wanting vampire hunters and strippers and Matchy congealed the two.

If by night you mean a week... akjda verified with email, I started writing it on 4/21 and sent it to you guys on 4/29. :|b