Have Your Cake & Eat It Too (JE, Akame)

[lunacrescent]

Title: Have Your Cake & Eat It Too (Vampire Hunter Strippers Verse)
Category: JE
Pairing: Jin/Kame
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 5000
Summary: Kame and Jin are strippers who moonlight as vampire hunters. Or should that be the other way around?
Notes: This entire idea was the shared brain child of me, matchynishi, and misao_duo. It's sort of been languishing on my HD since

Comments

[mnemonic_psych]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ILU SAPPHY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[mnemonic_psych]

i really loved the way it transitioned from strippers to vamp hunters and skdjshdkfj your characterization T____T ♥. also, sob, so YAYAYAYAY and then ANGSTTTTTT at the end, Pat or Matchy better give this a happy ending okay :(

[mnemonic_psych]

sdkfdh also at such a tense moment with the blood and all, Jin squeals bc of his collarbones. HOW PERFECT IS THAT :D

[mnemonic_psych]

also, the awkwardness, and Kame putting on a show (an act), and saying irrational things like 'stop breathing' and Jin just being so Jin and skdfsdlksdj SAPPHY YOU ARE AMAZING ♥ ♥ ♥

p.s. somehow I find it hilarious but awesome that a stripper verse is PG-13. not everyone can do that :D. ALSO IT WAS RLY HOT JUST SAYING >>;;;. rose tattoo woman is creepy tho :<.

[sapphynashi]

akjfhlak yeah afterward I was like "...should this be R instead... but like... not much actually happens to warrant it..."

Moni I am never going to forget the way Jin sank to the floor after having his collarbones molested, it might be one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed.

What is Akame without their epic, angsty history, it transcends universes. XD

[mnemonic_psych]

apart from you know...jin and kame stripteasing and having so much UST :B

SDLFKJSD IKR. the first attack was so tame, AND THEN THE SECOND ONE KILLED ME, he was giggling. it is a moment I can never ever forget. my utter joy kajdfds ♥

.......SOB. this is true. BUT IF IT ENDS BADLY WITH LIKE, A VAMPIRE KILLING ONE OF THEM I WILL CRY T___________T. or like, one being a vampire and the other not because a. that is too painful and b. twilight has ruined that particular kind of plot for me lol. HAPPY ENDINGS ARE THE BEST KIND OF ENDINGS..... #grewupwatchingdisney #idealistic #hashtagsonLJaretotallynormal

[sapphynashi]

lakjhka for me, R ratings are like... sex happens "on screen" so to speak but not graphically? Makeouts and UST and stripping that doesn't get like really hands-on sexual doesn't seem to warrant an R... but maybe that's just me... maybe I think about this too much. *dies*

sob I can't believe it all really happened and I was actually there, it's like the con was only real as it was happening. Before and After nothing feels real.

I don't think Matchy and Pat would let it end in angst. Matchy definitely would not at least. XD alkjdhak #hashtagsftw

[mnemonic_psych]

sldfkjs your overthinking is adorbs XD ♥

IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM EXCEPT NOT. if i think about how close we were i immediately shy away from the thought like, no that's not possible skdjfshd. lol i was so giddy afterwards. best night ♥

this is probably true. I AM HOLDING YOU TO THIS OKAY :<.

[sapphynashi]

My favorite post-con memory is us singing Yellow Gold while walking down the street akjfhlka amazing.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HOLD ME TO ANYTHING if left up to me I am capable of ending it in angst. Go stare imploringly at Matchy lahfaskja is there no one who can match her enabling powers?

[mnemonic_psych]

sldkjfh i actually remember that walk so vividly, we passed a guy who had a cat on his head...

why do you like breaking hearts Sapphy.... T_T. I think you should stare imploringly at her to continue this, she couldn't say no to her other half skdjfh XD;. Matchy rly is the #1 enabler, it is so difficult to refuse her......maybe some day I shall learn from her AND ENABLE YOU ALL >).....

[sapphynashi]

crying, why is my memory so shoddy? I am so detail-oriented in my creation processes but when it comes to remembering things I am terrible.

It's my S side... My imploring stare has no effect on Matchy, this has been proven. :( At most I could threaten her with scary things aljfha.