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[luna_see]

who is coming to hogsmeade with me to pick up a perfectly pruned poodle?

i should rather like some company as wizards are disappearing all across england...
daddy says the prophet is being too conservative and the number of missing wizards is closer to nine.

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[purepansy]

OOO OUR POODLE IS IN?!?!? FANTASTIC!!!!

Who is missing? It's not Draco is it?

[luna_see]

muggleborns and halfbloods are disappearing
draco is pure, isn't he...
like the milky white skin of a fat baby?

are you coming with me then?

[purepansy]

Oh, well I hadn't heard.

LUNA!!!! HOW CAN YOU EVEN POSIT SUCH A QUESTION?!?! I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING OF HIS WHINGY OLD MILKY-WHITE FAT BABY SKIN!!!!

I suppose, but if you'd rather go with Weasley, I understand. I told Theodore I would help him choose an anniversary gift for his father. But is there anything so lovely as a poodle?

[luna_see]

oh

how awkward

[purepansy]

YES WHINGY MILKY-WHITE FAT BABY SKIN IS VERY AWKWARD, BUT HE CARRIES HIMSELF WELL DON'T YOU THINK?!?!

[luna_see]

so very well

i like it when you
play
dumb

you honestly don't mind?

[purepansy]

HE'S EXCELLENT THAT WAY!!!!

MOI?!?! (I AM LEARNING FRENCH FOR BEAUXBATONS!!!!)

Well, I've tormented him for six years. I imagine he might feel unsettled, or as if things weren't right, if I discontinued now. I'm doing this for him, see?

[luna_see]

shhh
his head is prone to
bigness

i read somewhere that the chocolate turtles in france are
sub-par...

in that case
i will meet you near the prefects bath tomorrow evening when we get back
with charlie in tow

[purepansy]

It occurs to me the French surely must have superiour senses of humour, especially when it comes to a spot of good, old-fashioned tormenting. Honestly.

[luna_see]

please don't make me
hate the french

[purepansy]

Jamais cela. Never that.

[nott_a_lot]

Thanks, Pansy. Thinking of gifts used to be easier.

[purepansy]

Gift-giving becomes a fruitless endeavour when what the person in question actually needs is something that cannot be purchased. But we can do the best we can, right?

[nott_a_lot]

Exactly. Thanks for understanding.

By the way, have you talked to Professor Snape yet?

[purepansy]

Mmhmm.

About Beauxbatons?

[nott_a_lot]

Yes.