I got a fortune cookie in my lunch

[luna22star]

Here are some qouted I found on http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
Good fun.

Girl #1: ...It's so scary how time flies.
Girl #2: You know what's even scarier than that?
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: AIDS.

Hobo: Got any money, man? I'm hungry.
Guy: Hey, how are you?
Hobo: How am I? How the fuck do you think I am, 50 fuckin' people walked by and how much do I got? 10 fuckin cents, how the fuck am I. Shit, man. "How the fuck are you?" What kind of question is that? I'm fuckin' homeless

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

Conductor: Next stop, the street formerly known as Prince Street.

Yuppie guy #1: I'll have a strawberry margarita. As fruity as possible. I just cover it up with a wife and kids.
Yuppie guy #2: Hey, I'm married, and I'm still not comfortable with my sexuality.
Yuppie guy #1: Really?

Man: Yeah, I was a rocket scientist, but I gave it all up three months ago and became a photographer.
Waiter: I became a ninja.