[any and all conversations being held on the CATs suddenly cease all at once, and in the next instant, a little alarm begins to sound. none of the townspeople appear fazed by the strange happening, writing if off as yet another malfunction that has plagued the communications systems in town for the past week
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Ah, success! Take that, mysterious device, for you are as nothing when faced with the skill of the...
[He blinks, realizing that there is someone transmitting, and breaks off from finishing the rest of his speech.]
Oh! You have my apologies, fair one, for failing to notice your presence previously. Gracious greetings! I am the Jackal. How might I be of assistance?
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However, I have found myself in possession of this device -- I believe it is called a CAT, if my perusal of the instructions is correct. And as I have no way of knowing how or why it was deposited here in my residence at this time, I can only surmise that someone placed it here. It is entirely possible that someone may have gone to the trouble of recreating Stone Cold's living room and placing the item in it, but it sounds to be a far-fetched tale.
Where might you be, if I might be so bold as to ask?
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Uh oh....Ne, where am I?
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Hello tiny person hovering in front of me! You are on this thing I just found!
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I'm glad. We'll keep an eye out... for something.
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I could wish that they were more careless more often! I'm not certain if it was private or not, but we are very likely being monitored.
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Heyheyheyhey, watch whatchu doing with that thing!
[Never mind that Mushu pretty much threw his up in the air out of surprise at about the same time. He's scampering back to pick it up though, turning it all around as he examines it, squinting into the camera. You're probably getting a pretty good view of a dragon guardian's eye right now.]
What kinda magic is this thing, anyways? Now, I know the family guardians haven't been leaving me out of the annual meetings again...
[He has no idea where that voice was coming from. Or anything about the CAT, for that matter. But there's something in there, and that's the important part! Mushu starts shaking the CAT.]
HEL-LO IN THERE!
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Stop that! I can hear you perfectly well.
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[Quick as a flash, quick as a flash! Mushu's dropping the CAT to the ground and covering it up with some leaves. He straightens up, clapping his hands clean.]
Ha-ha! How d'you like me now?
[Oh, he is so pleased with himself.]
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This is NOT an authorized Aperture SCIence deVIice.
[WHOA, that gigantic mass of machinery just moved. Yeah, that thing is alive, dear viewers. It swings around, taking in the area around. No portals to be seen.]
Is anybody THERE?
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Woooow. Are you in Luministi? They have just the most amazing stuff here-
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The Aperture SCIence Center is LOcated in scenic--
[Oops, the sound of machinery powering up just drowned that out. Oh, well. A two-pronged "hand" of sorts picks up the CAT, plugging it into a receptacle on the wall. It's now on the scientists' network.
She can see you now, Fuu.]
Well, at least there's that.
What sort of PLACE is that?
[Luministi. No records found. Let's change that, shall we?]
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[She full of wide-eyed wonder, and is more interested in getting answers than giving them.]
That is really amazing- can you tell me what kind of software are you running?
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