And Now For Another Episode of "Kids are so f***ing Cute!"
Every thursday we take a trip to Bethel Park, here in Indianapolis, where they have "Tot-time" from 12 - 2. "Tot-time" is where the gym is closed to everyone except those under the age of five and thier guests (known to lawyers as chaperons). During this time the gym is filled with more toys than any kid, or group of kids numbering less than 10, could ever play with. (Big balls, BIGGER balls, small balls, smaller still balls, a giant parachute, paddles (with thier own matching balls), matts, and for some odd reason two rubber chicks with thier own rubber fish.
So there we are going crazy with stimuli wanting to run over Mr. Ted with the giant ball, but getting mad when he even mentions running us over with the ball. When Madison happens to fall down. She doesn't hit her head, there's no blood, BUT she fell down. To anyone over the age of 5 that's not that big of a "but"...to a three year old it's time to call the paramedics and the ice cream truck. Mr. Ted begins to console the undamaged child and asks her what she needs to make her hand feel better. Her response? "A Sucker."
So there we are going crazy with stimuli wanting to run over Mr. Ted with the giant ball, but getting mad when he even mentions running us over with the ball. When Madison happens to fall down. She doesn't hit her head, there's no blood, BUT she fell down. To anyone over the age of 5 that's not that big of a "but"...to a three year old it's time to call the paramedics and the ice cream truck. Mr. Ted begins to console the undamaged child and asks her what she needs to make her hand feel better. Her response? "A Sucker."