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YOU READY, B?

Mar 25, 2010 16:45

This whole business with Perriello being targetted by the teabaggers has gotten so big, it's ascended to ontd_political and we haven't been talking about it much here. Which is okay. This place is for lulz, and fearing for Tom Tom's life is not all that lulzy ( Read more... )

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AND NOW, AN ENCORE PRESENTATION OF "IF REAL LIFE WAS WRITTEN BY K-BOX:" box_in_the_box March 25 2010, 23:24:06 UTC

Teabagger 1: Heh heh, check it out! I just slashed Tom Perriello's tires!

Teabagger 2: Heh heh, that's nothing! I just egged his house!

Man who happens to be named Tom Perriello: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSWIPES DOING TO MY PROPERTY?

Tebagger 1: Your property? But you're not Congressman Tom Perriello!

Man named Tom Perriello: No, we just happen to have the same name, which is why people are constantly confusing his mailing address with mine, and IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY ...

Teabagger 2: Um, so ... this is YOUR stuff we just vandalized?

[WHAT FOLLOWS IS A SCENE OF UNIMAGINABLE VIOLENCE]

Doctor at nearby hospital, five hours later: Wow, this is actually rather impressive ... it looks like Mr. Perriello managed to shove your arms up each other's assholes all the way to the shoulder, but without killing you in the process! You must both be in an insane amount of pain right now!

Teabagger 1: But you can fix this, right?

Doctor: Well, I'm sorry, boys, but because Obama's health care bill hasn't been passed yet, I'm afraid we'll just have to garnish your wages for the rest of your lives.

Teabagger 2: NOOOOOOOOO!

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