YOU READY, B?
This whole business with Perriello being targetted by the teabaggers has gotten so big, it's ascended to ontd_political and we haven't been talking about it much here. Which is okay. This place is for lulz, and fearing for Tom Tom's life is not all that lulzy.
However I have a proposition that can only be shared with those who have the strength, moral fiber, and free time to commit. Oh yes. I'm talking SEXY NINJA BODYGUARD ACTION.
It's simple. All we have to do is be awesome ninjas ready to take down the next backwards yokel who decides to attack the hapless congressman. We all know Tom is a little bit awkward, it's unlikely he'll be able to take down any bad guys if they come at him. (Or if Nye goes all Patrick Bateman.) So that's where we come in. With our finely tuned ninja sensiblities we will leap through ceilings, rappel down walls, throw those cool little razor star things, and generally be awesome.
According to Google, this is how lady ninjas dress:
I'm not sure where I write to get the swords. There might be a ninja bodyguard union we can hook up with. Also we can learn our killing moves from watching the Let's Make A Sandwich scene in Telephone over and over.
In conclusion, please enlist in the Ninja Assassin Lady Bodyguard Squad. Because the poor dear can barely hold a boot without looking awkward. He clearly needs our help.
However I have a proposition that can only be shared with those who have the strength, moral fiber, and free time to commit. Oh yes. I'm talking SEXY NINJA BODYGUARD ACTION.
It's simple. All we have to do is be awesome ninjas ready to take down the next backwards yokel who decides to attack the hapless congressman. We all know Tom is a little bit awkward, it's unlikely he'll be able to take down any bad guys if they come at him. (Or if Nye goes all Patrick Bateman.) So that's where we come in. With our finely tuned ninja sensiblities we will leap through ceilings, rappel down walls, throw those cool little razor star things, and generally be awesome.
According to Google, this is how lady ninjas dress:
I'm not sure where I write to get the swords. There might be a ninja bodyguard union we can hook up with. Also we can learn our killing moves from watching the Let's Make A Sandwich scene in Telephone over and over.
In conclusion, please enlist in the Ninja Assassin Lady Bodyguard Squad. Because the poor dear can barely hold a boot without looking awkward. He clearly needs our help.